(Y/N): We're back again folks! Caesar may be gone, but I'm not going to rest until the Pillar Men are defeated for good! More adventures, allies, and girls are coming your way, so I hope you're excited! Now, it's time to wreck some ancient assholes!
Death Knight and all of his allies were in the desert close to the Hidden Sand Village.
Death Knight: They're here.
Tyrian: About time! Let's get this show on the road!
Vali: This time, it's going to be different! I have both my Sacred Gear and a Tailed Beast.
Hazel: You must learn to harness its power. The Fox Brat is powerful because the Nine-Tailed Fox has a strong relationship with him.
Vali: I don't need a relationship with a mindless animal.
???: You haven't changed at all, Asshole.
You appeared before them.
Hazel: What? He comes alone?
Death Knight: (Y/N) (L/N), how foolish are you to think you can beat us alone?
(Y/N): Who said I was alone?
Then all of your allies appear.
Death Knight: Hmph. Well played. I suppose we'll have to pull out everything we can.
He snapped his fingers and a bunch of Grimm arrived to attack all of the Allied Shinobi Forces, but-
Stone Village Ninja: EARTH STYLE: GRAT MOBILE CORE!
The ground started to shift as all of the Grimm fell down into the now open pit.
Death Knight: DAMN IT!
Hazel: We underestimated all of them, again!
Vali: So? I can still take them down! I have one of the Tailed Beasts, and-
???: Geez, do you ever shut up?
Vali: EXCUSE ME?! WHO THE HELL SAID THAT?!
Naruto: ME!
Vali: HAHAHAHAHA! You're Naruto Uzumaki? I'm supposed to be scared of this idiot?
Naruto: I wouldn't go laughing if I were you.
Vali: Why?
Naruto: I'm the idiot, who's going to kick your ass!
Vali: FINE THEN!
He activated his Sacred Gear.
Vali: Show me what you got!
Naruto: LET'S GO KURAMA!
Naruto entered his Nine-Tails form.
Vali: This is the power of the Nine-Tailed Fox? And yet it's wasted on someone as worthless as him.
Kurama: Heh, someone's a cocky punk. Naruto, he has the power of Son Goku.
Naruto: Uh ... who was he again?
Kurama: Of course, you forgot. The Four-Tailed Beast!
Naruto: Oh right! That monkey guy.
Kurama: A shame that these bastards got him. Son Goku was always a friendly one. These people have no respect for life.
Vali: BOOST!
Vali charged in at Naruto, as Naruto attacked with a-
Naruto: RASENGAN!!!
But Vali used his Divine Dividing to decrease its power.
Naruto: Huh?
Kurama: WHAT?!
Vali: HA! FIRE STYLE: MONKEY FIRE BREATH!!
Vali unleashed green flames from his helmet.
Naruto: AGH! HOT HOT HOT!
Vali: You don't stand a chance against me! I can half your power over and over again until your chakra runs d-
But then Naruto punched him.
Vali: AGH!
Naruto: SO?! WHO SAYS I NEED TO USE JUTSU TO BEAT YOU?! I GOT MY FISTS!
Vali: WHY YOU! BOOST! BOOST!
The two started to punch each other over and over again.
Naruto: (taking a punch to the face) Is that all you got? Sasuke hits harder than you! In fact, the only reason you're so strong is because you got that confusing ability! If you didn't have that, you would be a complete wimp!
Vali: WHAT?! NO ONE CALLS ME WEAK! YOU LITTLE-
He transformed as he was in a Tailed Beast Form.
Naruto did the same.
Naruto: You think it's easy being a Jinchuriki? You don't actually know until you've experienced it. Kurama and I are strong together!
Vali: Then let's see how strong that bond is!
As Naruto tried to charge up a powerful attack, Vali was about to use Divine Dividing again, but-
???: I don't think so, fool, ya fool!
Vali: WH-
He was restrained by octopus tentacles!
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Naruto: Octopops?
Bee: (rapping) Yo, Naruto, what's up Bro? No time to waste, let's get on with the show!
Vali: Two Jinchuriki? SO WHAT?! I WON'T LOSE TO IDIOTS LIKE YOU! IT'S ALREADY BAD ENOUGH TO LOSE TO A PERVERT!
