Yamcha the Desert Bandit!

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You all continued on the water as Goku got bored. 

Goku: Are we there yet? 

Ruby: It could take some more time. 

Yang: Hey if we ever get hungry, we got the Emergency Meat Supply over there. 

Oolong: THAT'S NOT FUNNY, BLONDIE! 

(Y/N): Hmm ... 

You squeezed his snout. 

(Y/N): Tender. 

Oolong: (getting scared) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! YOU ALL ARE CRAZY! 

Weiss: I wouldn't go talk about that if I were you, Piggy. 

Oolong: (under his breath) Ice Queen. 

Blake: So Bulma, where are we headed to now? 

Bulma: Fry Pan Mountain. 

Oolong: WHAT?! FRY PAN MOUNTAIN?! 

Goku: Oolong, do you know anything about it? 

Oolong: YEAH! THAT'S THE HOME OF THE OX KING! I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE! 

He turned into a fish and began to swim off! 

(Y/N): HEY! COME BACK YOU COWARD! 

Bulma: Wait! 

Bulma stopped the boat and got out a fishing pole while attaching some underwear to it. 

Yang: Oh, fishing for perverts huh? Sounds like fun! 

Bulma successfully pulled Oolong out with her bait. 

Oolong: OH DANG IT! 

(Y/N): Next time, we're cooking you. 

Oolong: You could have given me the panties. 

Bulma: Here, take this instead. 

Bulma gave Oolong some candy. 

Oolong: A jawbreaker? Seriously? 

Yang: Take it or leave it Bacon Bit. 

Oolong: OKAY! If you'll stop with the Pig Slurs, I'll eat it! 

He put it in his mouth and starts chewing. 

And then the boat ran out of gas and stopped. 

(Y/N): SHIT! We're out of gas. 

Bulma: Damn it. 

Ruby: Hey Oolong, can you turn into a gas can or something? 

Oolong: No. Not that. 

Weiss: So, he's just good for being the Emergency Meat Supply? 

Oolong: SHUT IT ICE QUEEN! Heh, good thing you're cute though. 

(Y/N): OOLONG! 

Oolong: Okay, okay, I'm sorry. How about this? 

He turned into an oar. 

(Y/N): Okay! You row Goku! 

Goku: Okay! 

Goku started rowing over and over. 

Oolong: HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE MOVING! 

After a while, you all reached land, and Goku tied a rope to the boat. 

Oolong: Okay, now give me some panties! 

Blake: No way, that's not good enough. 

(Y/N): Hey Bulma, do you think you can use the capsule for fuel? 

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