(Y/N): We're back again folks! Caesar may be gone, but I'm not going to rest until the Pillar Men are defeated for good! More adventures, allies, and girls are coming your way, so I hope you're excited! Now, it's time to wreck some ancient assholes!
Bowsette was back at Bowser's Castle, because it was pretty much the one home she had.
Cinder: Okay, Lord Bowser.
Bowser: Yes, Cinder?
Cinder: I have to talk to you about-
She dragged Bowsette in by the tail.
Cinder: This rebellious troublemaker.
Bowser: This conversation is over.
Cinder: YOU CANNOT SUGARCOAT HOW MUCH OF A PAIN BOWSETTE IS! SHE'S ONLY BEEN HERE FOR 5 DAYS! NOT EVEN A WEEK! AND SHE'S GETTING ON MY NERVES!
Bowsette: (playing with her phone) Oh sit on a dick, Cinder.
Cinder: YOU SIT ON A- JUST SHUT UP!
Bowser: Hey, you cannot blame your problems on my precious Bowsette. She didn't do anything wrong.
He went to hug her, only for Bowsette to forcibly punch him.
Cinder: Are you kidding me Sir? SHE'S A PAIN IN THE ASS!
Four Days ago...
Mercury: Hey Bowsette, did you just give me a flyer for an exercise program that helps people who weight over 300 pounds?
Bowsette: Yeah, what's your point?
Mercury: Why did you give me this?
Bowsette: Come on, you know why.
Two Days ago...
Bowsette: Okay, whoever left this aspirin here, I'm taking it. Because I have a massive hangover.
Emerald: Why would you even drink on a work night?
Bowsette: I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass.
Roman: Wait, that's my aspirin!
Bowsette: UGH! I can't take this assault right now! I NEED TO BLOW OFF SOME FUCKING STEAM!
She left the room and kicked a random Koopa that was walking nearby.
Now...
Bowser: My point is that Bowsette is my family, and we don't get rid of family.
Cinder: How many times do I need to explain this? You're treating her like she's a troubled teenager! But she's more like a drug-addicted homeless woman that you let crash here in the castle.
Bowsette just flipped Cinder off while she was talking.
Bowsette: Okay, later losers. I got to go.
Bowser: Where to, my sweet little girl?
Bowsette: I'm just going to get something to eat.
Bowser: Be safe, watch out for boys!
Bowsette: SHUT UP DA-
Bowser appeared with a happy/sparkly face.
Bowsette: UGH, Bowser.
Cinder: I swear, you are so stupid, Sir.
Soon...
Bowsette showed up to split some pizza with you.
(Y/N): There you are!
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Bowsette: Tell me. Am I bad? Or what?
(Y/N): Well, you look "bad." But, doesn't having the tail bug you? I mean you're wearing shorts, so how does-
Bowsette: I have to make a hole just for it to get through. It gets annoying, I know. No need to answer that.
(Y/N): I swear, you're super cute.
Bowsette: (blushing) I ... I ...
(Y/N): Are you even related to Mr. King of the Stupids?
Bowsette: Sadly yes.
(Y/N): You know, you should cut him some slack. Yeah, he's a moronic cuckoo head who can't take no for an answer, but he's a great dad.
Bowsette: You think I don't know that? It's even hard to resist a smile or chuckle around those bozos.
(Y/N): I bet. Here, you want a-
You gave her a slice of Meat Lovers Pizza, and she already ate it!
Bowsette: OH FUCK ME THAT'S THE SHIT!
(Y/N): Someone was hungry.
Bowsette: I was leaning more on hangry.
(Y/N): Something wrong?
Bowsette: Yeah.
(Y/N): I know what will help.
Seconds later...
Bowsette: (drunk) YEAH! EXACTLY! WHAT'S WRONG WITH EXPRESSING HOW I FEEL?!
(Y/N): (drunk) HIC! NOTHING SISTER! YOU GO GIRL!
(Y/N) and Bowsette: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Even more seconds later...
You both fell asleep together, naked and with you in Bowsette's embrace ... and her boobs.
