(Y/N): We're back again folks! Caesar may be gone, but I'm not going to rest until the Pillar Men are defeated for good! More adventures, allies, and girls are coming your way, so I hope you're excited! Now, it's time to wreck some ancient assholes!
We open up in a graveyard where we see a guy in a bowler hat and a suit taking a piss on a grave.
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Enzo (An Undertaker who has connections in the underworld!)
Enzo: Guess Humpty Dumpty's taken his last fall. You know, I still don't know why the hell you have to drag me all the way out here for this. I just dropped off a bunch of merchandise.
Nearby was a woman in a hood chanting something.
Enzo: Reading the good Lord's book ain't going to do much. People have been waiting for this asshole to get whacked for ages! Hell look around. There's no love lost for old Humpty Dumpty. But you gotta keep the outfit happy. We don't take care of him, they take care of us, and I prefer my shoes made out of rubber, not concrete. But hey, without good-hearted souls like us to put these bastards six feet under, where'd society be. Of course, the pay's not bad either.
The woman just kept on chanting.
Enzo: Jesus, you don't really give a shit, do you? If it were me, I'd be praying at a barbeque, or at least Sunnyside up. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
She kept on chanting over and over again.
Enzo: So, are we done here? My kids are baking me a birthday cake tonight. Cute little fuckers I tell you. Anyway, I ought to go. Adios.
He knocked a cigarette into a hole and went to take off as a bright light shone.
Enzo: WHAT?! THEY'RE HERE FOR THIS DOUCHEBAG?!
He hides behind a gravestone, but it fell down.
Enzo: You can seem them, can you?
???: I see the. Instrument of God, descending from Heaven.
Enzo: OH ... MY ... GOD.
???: Dear Lord, grant us guidance and keep safe the souls of our loved ones for all eternity.
She had a magic circle appear in the air as it went over her. Then she dropped the Bible and took off as a bunch of monsters went for her.
And then all of time seemed to stop!
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