(Y/N): We're back again folks! Caesar may be gone, but I'm not going to rest until the Pillar Men are defeated for good! More adventures, allies, and girls are coming your way, so I hope you're excited! Now, it's time to wreck some ancient assholes!
You were in the kitchen baking something special for a certain witch girlfriend of yours.
(Y/N): I really hope she loves this!
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(Y/N): I went out of my way to improvise just to do this for her. Good thing she's not as much of a talkative pain in the ass as Dante. She's more like ...
You began to picture Bayonetta and Jeanne as Trish and Lady respectively.
(Y/N): Yeah, they're like Trish and Lady for sure. Except, they don't have an appetite for pizza, and yet they still flirt with me.
???: Who flirts with you again, Love?
???2: You were talking about us again behind our backs?
Both Bayonetta and Jeanne appeared behind you.
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(Y/N): AGH! I didn't mean anything bad, I-
They both pinned you down and began to caress your chest and kiss you.
Bayonetta: Don't start being naughty, (Y/N).
Jeanne: Or we have to get naughty with you.
(Y/N): (blushing) You stupid sexy witches and your feminine wiles! And I went out of my way to make a lollipop cake!
Bayonetta: Oh? My, this is quite the specimen.
She took out one lollipop and began sucking on it.
Jeanne: How thoughtful. Alright Darling, sorry about the sudden jump to conclusions.
(Y/N): Does this mean, you two will be taking it easy tonight?
Bayonetta and Jeanne: Of course not.
(Y/N): My poor wiener.
Eventually...
As both girls were eating the cake, you were playing with their bare breasts and kissing them on the lips.
Then they caressed your chest and holy rod using their barefeet.
This all followed up with you all snuggling up together.
