(Y/N): We're back again folks! Caesar may be gone, but I'm not going to rest until the Pillar Men are defeated for good! More adventures, allies, and girls are coming your way, so I hope you're excited! Now, it's time to wreck some ancient assholes!
Ruby: We're stuck in the Stone Ages? That's crazy!
Mikey: I agree Rubes! This is totally wack!
Raph: Mikey, she's not going to get that phrase.
Mikey: Sheesh! Yeah she will! She's not an idiot like you!
Raph: YOU'RE THE IDIOT, YOU IDIOT!
Mikey: AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A TEMPER LIKE YOU!
Raph: WHY YOU!
The two started to fight again!
(Y/N): UGH!
You beat them both up.
(Y/N): BOTH OF YOU STOP! We need to find a way to get back to the present. Hey Donnie, you're a smart guy, do you think you can construct a time machine?
Donnie: Construct a time machine in this time period? Hmm ... maybe.
The smart turtle started to look around.
Leo: Well Donnie?
Donnie: Yeah! I think I can work with something!
Donnie began to gather supplies together so that he could make a portable device, and you suddenly heard something nearby!
(Y/N): Someone's here!
???: STUPID TURTLES!
Out jumped a mutant turtle!
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Slash (Bebop's Pet Turtle! He was mutated by the Mutagen!)
Slash: I must destroy the turtles!
Yang: This guy doesn't look so tough! Hey, I'll handle him!
(Y/N): All yours Yang! GO FOR IT!
Yang: GOOD!
She activated her Bankai to increase her strength and began to clash with Slash!
Slash: OUT OF MY WAY! I MUST DESTROY-
Yang: Yeah, yeah, we got it already! You want to destroy the Turtles!
Slash: GRRR! DON'T MOCK ME!
Yang: HA! Just try and hit me!
Yang dodged all of his attacks and then-
Yang: FISHMAN KARATE: SHARK BRICK FIST!
She launched him right towards a horde of incoming dinosaurs!
Yang: You nearly done yet?
Donnie: Yeah! Got it!
(Y/N): Alright! To 1987 we go!
As Donnie activated the device, you all got teleported onto-
(Y/N): A TRAIN?!
You all were on a moving train during the 1800s!
Donnie: WRONG TIMELINE! NEED TO GET TO THE PRESENT! 1987!! 1987!!! COME ON!
He started pressing buttons on his device rapidly.
And then...
You all were on hoverboards, surfing down a futuristic highway.
Everyone: DONNIE!
Donnie: HANG ON!
He began to tinker with the device more and more until-