(Y/N): We're back again folks! Caesar may be gone, but I'm not going to rest until the Pillar Men are defeated for good! More adventures, allies, and girls are coming your way, so I hope you're excited! Now, it's time to wreck some ancient assholes!
(Y/N): It's just, I heard that they're full of a lot of beggars, thieves, and people carrying diseases.
Avdol: Calm down, it's a nice country full of nice people.
(Y/N): Alright, let's go.
You all reached Egypt, only to be overwhelmed by crowds of people asking for change, and selling things.
Beggar: Please, spare some change. If you don't, then God will punish you.
Joseph: Oh my God, this is crazy.
(Y/N): Guess India is a lot crazier than most people think.
Polnareff: Uh, (Y/N), I don't want to alarm you, but I stepped in some cow shit earlier.
(Y/N): WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT NOW?! Now I'm going to really be sick to my stomach!
Joseph: Let's just catch a taxi and get out of here.
(Y/N): Uh ... there's a cow in the way.
Joseph: SAY WHAT?!
Jotaro: Good grief, this is madness.
(Y/N): Avdol, is this really India?
Avdol: YES! Isn't it wonderful?
You were just silent.
This is Calcutta, with a population of 11 million people, there are more than 2 million that are homeless. 19th Century English have called it the worst place in the world!
Right now, the gang are drinking some chai cooked with red tea, sugar, ginger and with milk!
Avdol: You just need to get used to it.
(Y/N): Get used to what? The noise? I can still hear the ringing in my ears.
Polnareff: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom.
Waiter: Sir, please take this with you.
The water gave Polnareff a stick.
He walked into the bathroom and saw a clean toilet.
Polnareff: Well, this is a nice toilet. I can get used to this.
A few minutes later...
Polnareff: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Polnareff ran out of the bathroom, still pulling his pants up.
Waiter: What's wrong, Sir?
Polnaerff: LOOK AT THE TOILET!
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