Ruby: AQUA?! Are you in here?
Ruby walked into the town bar to see Aqua drinking her cares away.
Aqua: HIC! Hey Ruby ... you thirsty too?
Ruby: I don't drink alcohol. I only drink water, soda, milk, smoothies, milkshakes, pretty much anything that doesn't have alcohol in it. I have this uncle, and he drinks way too much.
Aqua: Oh come on.
Ruby: I tried alcohol once, and I got immediately drunk. So, no.
Aqua: HIC! Why are you so close to (Y/N)?
Ruby: Huh?
Aqua: I see you both getting friendly with each other. You sleep with him.
Ruby: EH?! How do you- We don't even ... do that kind of stuff.
Aqua: You don't huh? I saw one time, he was doing it with Yang!
Ruby: Well ... how do I ... explain this? (Y/N) ... has a harem.
Aqua: He what?
Ruby: Yeah, we all share him.
Aqua: Oh.
Ruby: I mean if you want to come in, I don't see why not. But please don't go overboard and start telling everyone.
Aqua: Hic. What kind of goddess do you take me for?
Ruby: Uh ...
Much later...
Megumin: RUBY!
Ruby: AGH! MEGUMIN!
Megumin: What's this I heard from Aqua that you and (Y/N) are in that kind of relationship.
Ruby: Okay, she needs to lay off the alcohol.
Megumin: I demand an answer!
Ruby: Sheesh, I should have thought she'd pull this. Okay, does Darkness kn-
You came in carrying a naked Darkness.
(Y/N): She knows.
Darkness: OH COME ON (Y/N)! You know you want to spank me, and start rubbing your-
(Y/N): Woman, you are one horny masochist.
Ruby: DARKNESS! CLOTHES ON! PLEASE!
(Y/N): Okay, as long as things don't get out of hand, then-
Yunyun appeared.
Yunyun: MEGUMIN! I CHALLENGE YOU FOR (Y/N)'S HAND!
(Y/N) and Ruby: Poor Yunyun.
Megumin: YOU'RE ON, YUN-
You whacked Megumin on the head.
(Y/N): Don't even think about it, Megumin!
Ruby: I'm sorry (Y/N), Aqua was-
(Y/N): Drunk? Yeah, I figured. That girl is a problem sometimes. Okay, girls, if you want in my harem, that's fine, but no trying to kill each other, or one-up the other. This is a place where you all are supposed to get along and be friends with each other. Or ... experiment.
Girls: Huh?
Ruby: He means, a little girl-on-girl stuff. But never mind about that. Besides, I think it would be a great experience for Yunyun. She gets to make new friends!
Yunyun: R-Really?
Megumin: It's not going to last.
(Y/N) and Ruby: Why?
Megumin: She's too-
(Y/N): She's the most normal "Crimson Demon" I've seen.
Ruby: Yeah, there's nothing wrong with her. Besides, she's super cute!
Yunyun: (blushing) You guys are just saying that. I mean I'm not all that special.
(Y/N): Yeah, but I got this for you.
You went to Yunyun and kissed her, and-
Yunyun: (girly squeak).
Yunyun turned completely red, and then collapsed with heart eyes.
Ruby: AWWW! She's so cute!
Megumin: HEY! How come she gets th-
You lifted Megumin up.
Megumin: EE!
(Y/N): If I gave you this, would you be happy?
You kissed her next.
Megumin: (completely red) Yes. I-
(Y/N): I still love you. Even if you're a pain in the ass. By the way, Darkness.
You groped her.
Darkness: OH YES! THIS IS SO HUMILIATING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
(Y/N): I love you too.
Ruby: Are you going to give her clothes?
(Y/N): Yes. I just had to pleasure her.
Ruby: I wonder if-
Later...
Ruby: YOU DIDN'T TELL WIZ?!
Aqua: No. Why should I tell her?
Ruby: She's a total sweetheart! I think she should know.
Aqua: What does she have that makes her so-
Ruby: She's cute, she owns a magic shop, she never hurt a soul. Did I mention how much of a sweetheart she is? Aqua, are you jealous of her?
Aqua: N-NO! Of course not. I mean, I should be getting so much attention! I'm a freaking goddess! Look at me! I have taken so much abuse since I've gotten here. I should be getting a lot of the attention. And what do I get? FROG MUCUS ALL THE TIME!
Ruby: There there Aqua. (Y/N) will still treat you like a goddess.
Aqua: R-Really?
Ruby: Yep!
Aqua: Okay.
Ruby: Good. That's the spirit.
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Super RWBY Sisters Book 11!
Fanfiction(Y/N): We're back again folks! Caesar may be gone, but I'm not going to rest until the Pillar Men are defeated for good! More adventures, allies, and girls are coming your way, so I hope you're excited! Now, it's time to wreck some ancient assholes!
