Like many times before, a file thwacks onto the desk as Blitz's voice plays over the scene.
Blitz: Alright, taintwaffles, we got a job close to the heart this time! The target of this poor fucker is named William Diddle, supposedly the CEO of Douchecorp. They're said to be famous, but I never heard of them. Anyway, they want us to track the obvious toupee this asshole wears and merc his ass, so let's go!
We then cut to Earth, where a skyscraper clashes against the sky. In a large office at the top floor, we see the target, William Diddle, sitting at his desk and smoking a cigar whilst reading a couple of reports. Meanwhile, a man in a suit with sunglasses stands by, possibly as a bodyguard. In the background, moaning can be heard, as well as metallic noises., which is shown to be from the imps and Bendy, who all can't fit in the vent.
Moxxie: We don't all fit, sir.
Millie: Ow! Your horns are in my face!
Blitz: Dammit Moxxie, move your ass! I need a better angle!
Millie: Okay, who's grabbing my damn thigh?!
Bendy: Oh, I THOUGHT this felt familiar.
Moxxie: Sir! This is a terrible plan! I told you we could've just poisoned his daily coffee.
Blitz: Wha- and ruin a perfectly good mochaccino? Not on your worthless life.
Bendy: Blitz, if you wanted to kill him up close, why didn't you just portal in behind him?
Blitz: Because that's fucking boring, Bendy. Shut up, my plan is good!
Moxxie and Millie: No, it's not!
Blitz: You know what? If you're just gonna shit on me and my plan, then there's the door, I'll take care of this myself!
Blitz frustratedly rubs the Asmoden crystal on his hand and manifests a portal behind them.
Millie: Blitz-
Blitz: Go!
Millie crawls back into the portal while Moxxie follows suit, but hesitates halfway through the portal. Millie then grabs him by the head and pulls him in.
Bendy: Look, I'll stay behind and watch him, babes. I-I'll text if something comes up.
Both imps nod to Bendy before the portal closes, leaving the Ink Demon to address his boss.
Bendy: That wasn't really cool, man.
Blitz: They were questioning my decisions, trying to make me feel stupid.
Bendy: Blitz, they were just trying to help.
Blitz: Well, I'm the fucking boss of this operation, and I deserve some fucking-
Blitz breaks the vent and he and Bendy fall out of it, screaming and falling right on top of the target. The man in the suit looks shocked, but quickly brings out a gun before Bendy quickly stabs him with his pen, which he then takes out to stab in the guard's throat before twisting and snapping his neck. The imp gets up with fangs bared.
Blitz: Now we got you, cumcracker- Huh?... Where the fuck did he go?
Bendy: Uh... *face turns green* Blitz?
Blitz: What NOW-
Suddenly, he feels blood dripping from his horns, then one hits his nose before it's revealed that Blitz himself gored the target's head, which is stuck to his horn.
Blitz: How's that for a bad plan?
Bendy: Oh, THAT is gruesome.
Someone knocks on the door, alerting them.
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Helluva Boss: Ink Edition
FanfictionDuring the events of Hazbin Hotel: Ink Edition, our animated Overlord has fallen into a bit of monetary trouble when his studio becomes a wreck and the Hotel has a slow revenue stream. So, Bendy decides to take a job with the Immediate Murder Profes...
