During the events of Hazbin Hotel: Ink Edition, our animated Overlord has fallen into a bit of monetary trouble when his studio becomes a wreck and the Hotel has a slow revenue stream. So, Bendy decides to take a job with the Immediate Murder Profes...
Id ed, like before, a file thwacks onto Blitz's desk, showing the target of their newer adventure to be none other than... Bigfoot? And Blitz's commentary doesn't help out at all.
Blitz: Okay, douche pickles! We got a weird one today, we're heading out to the Pacific Northwest in order to find and kill the alleged "Bigfoot". Description; big... feet, I fucking guess? I don't know, this is probably a crank call, but hey, the fucker paid already.
We then cut to a restaurant in the Pacific Northwest, Millie and Moxxie are undercover, both disguised as a trenchcoat-wearing man. Millie is at the top wearing a hat and mustache with her disguise spell on, reading a newspaper on Bigfoot's sightings. Moxxie, who is at the bottom and in his natural form, is drinking a root beer right at the crotch level of the trenchcoat. A waiter comes up with a pitcher.
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Waiter: Does your.... dick need a refill?
Millie: *deep voice* No thanks.
Moxxie: *thumbs up*
Waiter: Okay. *leaves*
Just then, Blitz kicks open the front door, his disguise spell up as he's dressed up, complete with heelies as he skates inside and takes a seat at another booth, which is where Bendy sits while in disguise.
Blitz: Eugh, another dead end. *starts reading the file* They all act like they know this sasquatch guy, but then no one sees him!
Millie: Yeaaah, something tells me they ain't the observant types.
Bendy: Or we're being crank called.
Unknown to I.M.P, the silhouette of Bigfoot is visible in the parking lot. He peeks at them from a nearby car, then slinks into the shadows.
Blitz: I'm so fucking confused. They gave me, like, the world's blurriest photograph, the dude's got two names-
Bendy: It's cus he isn't real!
Blitz: What are you talking about?
Bendy: Blitz, Bigfoot is a Cryptid. They- They're animals that science proven to be real.
Millie: But, honey... The photographs-
Bendy: There are TONS of doctored photos and fake proof, there's no telling which is real or not! For all we know, by god, by science, and by all the great animation minds I know- ASIDE FROM WALTER- Bigfoot is just a myth!
Blitz: ....Doesn't explain the 2 names things, really.
Moxxie: *emerges from the trenchcoat* Maybe Bigfoot is his street name. Like, *badly acts like a rapper* Bigfoot~! *record scratch*
Bendy: Moxxie... Do that again and you're sleeping on the couch.
Just then, someone catches their attention; an olden drunk who sits in the back of the bar, nursing a bottle as he wields a large knife, which he then digs into the table.
