Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

The One Where It's Chaz' Funeral

We open not at the office, but to Bendy's hand, which holds an invite to a memorial service for... Chaz himself? Bendy marks with his pen one of the boxes labeled "plus one" as he, Blitz, Moxxie, and Millie arrive at the Mammon Mortuary for Chaz's funeral.

Millie: *annoyed* I can't believe you're pulling the boss card for Chaz's funeral, Blitz.

Blitz: Yeah, well, we all fucked this guy, 'kay, Millie?

Bendy: Not me, I didn't even know he died.

Moxxie: Then why come as our plus one?

Bendy: ...Blitz promises breakfast after.

Blitz: And it's a surefire way to get what I want. So just think of this as like family bonding time, alright? This is a shared experience. Plus, you know me; I never miss a good funeral.

Moxxie: Who even has a funeral on a Wednesday? Within work hours? I'd be surprised if anyone even showed up.

As soon as they step inside the Mammon Mortuary, they find that the entire area is completely packed with mourners from all around Hell.

Millie: Ho. Ly. Shi-et.

Moxxie: Are you seriously telling me that all these people knew Chaz?

Millie: Hm. You reckon he slept with everyone here?

Blitz: Yeah, well, it wouldn't surprise me since Miss Loosey-Goosey herself is here.

He points at Verosika Mayday, who's attending Chaz's funeral with Ace and Josh. She is seen consoling Ace as he cries. They look around, who among the mourners is Andrelphus.

Bendy: What the- Why is HE here?!

Among the mourners are Glitz and Glam, crying their hearts out with bodyguards beside them. As soon as the paparazzi show up, they stop mourning and pose for the cameras.

Millie: Damn! Even the Glam sisters, too?

Somehow, Valentino is down there himself, wiping a wet eye behind his heart-shaped glasses as next to him sits Michael and Raphael, who are also in mourning.

Bendy: Two of the fucking archangels?! Seriously?!

Moxxie: How and why did he know an uncomfortable amount of people we know and- *eyes widen* Oh my l-l-literal lord!

They see Beelzebub, decked in black, as she puts a keg of Beelzejuice on Chaz's memorial.

Blitz: Ho-ho, Chaz, you dog!

Moxxie: Beelzebub?! How?!

Bendy: Odd, I think she and my ex-wife are soon to become a thing.

Moxxie: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPE—?!

Millie covers his mouth to shut him up as an older shark demon walks to the podium, signaling the funeral is about to begin.

Elder Jaws: Attention! Can the screaming child please shut up? It's time to get started with today's ceremony.

Bendy leads the imps as they take their seats, Blitz... oddly happy about this.

Elder Jaws: Thank you all for gathering here today to pay your respects to the dearly departed, and heavily endowed, Chaz Chadwick Thurman.

The camera pans over to reveal Wally Wackford, Tyco, and Emberlynn Pinkle in attendance. Emberlynn, who is attending via video call, is holding a sign reading "WISH I'D 🍆 🍑 💦 U!", which makes Bendy grow nervous and cover the side of his face.

Elder Jaws: Chaz Chadwick Thurman was well-known for being a kind, loving, and respectful individual...

We see Asmodeus is ALSO in attendance, wiping tears from his eyes. He's brought a displeased Fizzarolli with him as his "Emotional Support Frog".