Vodka Kisses

0618- Burn This

"It just so weird. I mean, I barely know the guys first name, and now he's married to Ali." Hannah says as she walks back into the room with Aria.

"Right. Well, I'm sure he seems like a stranger to us, but Alison and Elliott have known each other for years." Aria tells her.

"Hey, they just started going out. I mean, what is this, their second date?" Hannah starts eating some left over cake. "Whatever happened to dinner and a movie?"

"Oh, Han? There's lipstick on that fork." Aria warns Hannah.

Hannah cringes and puts the plate down.

"I'm so glad Logan and I left before they showed up, there is nothing I'd hate more than to be a witness at that wedding." I scoff, glancing out to Logan who's on the front porch.

He's still pacing the porch, he's on a business call with my dad and I'm kind of worried.

"I'm sure it seems strange but if you saw Alison and Elliott it was pretty romantic."

"Romance has nothing to do with it." Emily says once she's off of the phone. "Ali has lost everyone she has ever cared about. She's desperate for a family."

"Maybe she's smart. If you elope, no one can throw you a bridal shower." Hannah bites.

"Since when do you not like bridal showers? Gifts, expensive lingerie, cake. They're like made for you." Aria points out.

That is so true. Why is she so against this?

"Not when we have two monsters after us." Hannah says.

I personally think that someone has seen their ex and now their feelings have been stirred up.

"Spencer's not answering." Emily comes over to us.

"She's probably still dealing with the fallout from the Yvonne leak." Aria says and now I cringe.

What this emoji has done now is HORRIBLE.

"There's no way Spencer's parents would believe that Caleb did that." Emily says.

"Doesn't matter, he confessed, it might be fake but they don't know that." I tell her.

"Yeah and be grateful they don't know because if they thought we had a new A, they would march straight down to the police station." Aria bites.

"You guys, our stalker already warned us. Okay? If we talk to the cops, we're going to have targets on our backs." Hannah reminds us.

I glance to the window, where Logan is still pacing.

He needs to leave. He has to.

"We already do. Melissa tried to turn me into roadkill last night." Emily argues.

"No. She's not the one sending texts and going after Yvonne." Hannah argues back.

"If Spencer could just tell Toby. I mean, he could quietly go and-"

"No, if we talk to Toby, there's nothing quiet about that. The whole rosewood police force would be on a manhunt." Hannah cuts Emily off.

"Do you remember last time?" I shake my head.

"Okay, can we just talk about something nice for a second?" Aria asks and I raise an eyebrow at her.

"I want my cake back." Hannah declares.

"Check out the pictures from the wedding." Aria says and we huddle around her camera.

"Aw your parents look so happy." Emily speaks up. "Great job on the dress Han." She adds.