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16- Daddy Problems. (The real one)

16- Daddy Problems. (The real one)

This is chapter 16- Daddy Problems. Enjoy. And no, his dad doesn't have 'problems'. To settle any possible questions.

So read on! :D

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After the harsh, rigorous training on the way to FloraGreen Town, we have finally reached the outskirts of the town, know for its flowers.

Really? A town known for its flowers? And 'FloraGreen' town? Who thinks up these names?

We walk into the town. It is raining. We defeat the gym le-

Sorry. I'm getting ahead of myself XD.

"More like daydreaming," Dante interjected.

Stop looking into my thoughts, Dante.

So, we finally arrive at the town. And, randomly enough, a trapdoor opens under Dante and he falls. The door closes and I can't hear a thing, it must be soundproof.

Waitaminute. DANTE JUST FELL DOWN A TOTALLY RANDOM TRAPDOOR AND IT CLOSED AND WHAAAAATTTTTT??????????

Um... Random....

As something random just happened involving a trapdoor, this must be Team Rocket's doing! Oh no....

I send out bells.

"Use... Well... Confusion!"

Using epic powers, Bells basically tore the trapdoor open again and I jumped in...

Wait....

I landed in front of Dante, who was getting shakily to his feet. There was a man standing in front of us...

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Awww man... Why do I always have the BEST potential cliffhangers at the start of an chapter? I can't just end it here, I barely just began this chapter!

Well, I guess I just have to continue...

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"D-Dad!?" Dante exclaimed, part fear, part anger, part surprise, etc.

"I'm bringing you home. It took me forever, but thanks to my obscenely large amount of wealth, I found where you were headed and built ten thousand trapdoors in this city so I was sure to have one that you stepped on. Each trapdoor cost about 1,000 (Currency)! But somehow you still got though," he finished, looking at me, agitated.

"Dad, cmon, I don't have time for this! I'm trying to become part of the elite four, so I-"

"You're coming home."

Suddenly a couple hundred pounds of something that looked like kinda yellow-ey but sparkly fell out of nowhere.

"Look," his dad said to me, "I'll give you all this money if you just leave."

For some reason, I actually didn't take it. Thinking back, that was probably the worst mistake of my life.

But hey, I actually didn't know what gold was, didn't know that he had offered me about a million (Currency) to leave. *Sniff.* But at least I content myself with the fact money can't buy friends. Well, that's what most people say, anyway.

"Then you'll just have to leave by force," he sneered.

"Dragonite!"

A large, majestic dragon-like creature appeared.

"I bought this dragonite illegally for 100,000 (currency)! You'll never win!"

Dante stood beside me.

"Your Dad has problems," I whispered to him.

"He is a problem***," Dante agreed.

"How does your dad have so much money?" I asked.

"You don't wanna know," Dante replied.

"Dragonite! Use hyper beam on that girl!"

I barely dodged a gigantic beam of hyper-ness.

"Go!" Dante yelled, releasing all of his pokemon.

I did likewise.

"Dad! I can protect myself! I don't need to go home!"

"Prove it," he growled.

"Kabbs! Use aqua jet!"

Dante's Kabuto used some sort of epic water move. It barely damaged the Dragonite.

"Celia, I gotta do this myself," he said.

I nodded, but didn't recall my pokemon to their pokeballs.

"Okay. ChiCha! Flame wheel! Shocks, use -"

—---WHAT AM I THINKING!? I just made this battle-

Monferno Level 35

Kabuto Level 39

Chinchou Level 39

Vs

Dragonite level 55+

Umm... Monferno- Not very effective

Chinchou- Not very effective

Kabuto- Not very effective...

Um... I know I wanted to have Dante win against a high-level opponent... But...

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Dragonite fainted, and Dante's dad called it back to it's pokeball.

'Ferno!?'

'Buto!?'

His Kabbs and ChiChA both made questioning cries.

'BEEEEPPPP.... KABBS IS EVOLVING! KABBS IS EVOLVING! KABBS IS EVOLVING! KABBS IS EVOLVING! KABBS IS EVOLVING! KABBS IS EVOLVING! KABBS IS EVOLVING!

CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR KABBS JUST EVOLVED INTO KABUTOPS. IT IS NOW ACTUALLY POWERFUL!

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP! CHICHA IS EVOLVING! CHICHA IS EVOLVING! CHICHA IS EVOLVING! CHICHA IS EVOLVING! CHICHA IS EVOLVING! CHICHA IS EVOLVING! CHICHA IS EVOLVING! CHICHA IS EVOLVING!

CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR CHICHA EVOLVED INTO A INFERNAPE!

Please have a nice day.'

"How did you defeat me!?" exclaimed Dante's dad.

"Well, it seems all my pokemon somehow combined their energies and used the power of friendship combined with their energies to defeat you in an incredibly random way that makes absolutely no sense. Don't ask me, I don't get it either."

But then Dante's dad started crying.

----Let's just skip this part....

Dante smiled and waved, walking away towards the stairs, with me in front of him. Dante's dad waved back happily, and we were on our way at last to defeat the sixth gym leader, resident of FloraGreen Town.

Once more, that is the worst name I've ever heard. Other than some of these other names.

Narrow Bridge. Ha.

---End Chapter 16---

---Daddy Problems---

***I mean no offense in any way to dads anywhere. Please do not be mad.

"Oh hey dad"

"Son... Bad... Must... Whack..."

"Eiiiiii!!!!!"

Okay. So, did everyone like this chapter? No? Anyway.

Dante

Infernape- Level 37

Kabuto- Level 40

Chinchou- Level 40

As usual, if I left anyone out, or messed up evolution-wise, please tell me. Also, feel free to suggest a team member for Dante's team. Celia's team is kinda locked, but if you think you have the PERFECT pokemon for her, give me your suggestion.

I might get rid of KINDASPOILERMONNOTREALLY for it.