Socially Awkward.

Chapter 49

It's been a month since Mason got jumped. And about a month and a half into my pregnancy. Morning sickness sucks ass. I eat crackers before getting out of bed. It helps for maybe 30ish minutes. Then I'm right back to being nauseous again. Alic Jake and Haylee spend most of their time at the beach. I go with them when I don't have work. I work for the radio station down the road from the apartment. It's a pretty chill place, they pay a lot and I don't have to do much. I exchange the CD's when needed and put them away at the end of the day. I work for maybe 4 hours every other day. And I get paid every week. I found the Radio station job when I found out I was pregnant. I quit my other job when I got this one. I know I probably should have kept the other one, But I can't do to much labor while I'm pregnant. Bryan is either always at work or sleeping. I get irritated with him very quickly. He eats way to much peanut butter. I've had to go get 5 jars just for him. Then my cravings are just getting crazy. I'm literally living on grapes and cheesecake. That is, when I can actually eat food without puking it back up. Today I don't have to work because I took the day off. This morning it seemed like it felt worse than usual. Suddenly the thought of leaving bed, and going to work sounded like absolute hell.
"Emily! The lock won't work!" Bryan shouted from the kitchen. I groaned.
"Jesus Christ Bryan! It's been a month and a half and you still haven't figured these things out yet? I love you but good God." I ranted.
"I'm sorry babe. It's just this one though. The rest I can open. This one hates me." I reached up on my tip toes, and kissed him on the cheek.
"It's ok. I still love you."
"Bryan, inanimate objects cannot hate a person." Said Alic. "He must be going crazy." Alic fake whispered to Jake and me. Bryan crossed his arms.
"Do you want me to tell everyone how I walked in on you almost giving Jake a blow job. Because I so will." Bryan said. Jake turned beet red. Alic flipped off Bryan, and Haylee, who had just walked into the room let out a disgusted.
"Ew. I feel violated. First thing in the morning and we're already talking about giving head and blowing someones cock."
I swatted both the boys upside the head, for being suck idiots.
"Both of you knock it off, before I make you guys kiss and make up." I said. Alic grimaced, while Bryan looked down at me.
"Sorry, but these lips are only for you." He said, bending down and kissing me.
"I feel even more violated than before." Haylee said. She really hates talking about these topics with family, but when she's with her friends she talks about it all the time.
"Couldn't agree more sis." Said Alic. I flipped them both off. Haylee just shrugged while Alic faked hurt.
"Emily, how could you?" He said. I rolled my eyes. That's when Jake cut in.
"I think the real question is; Why she would say she'd fuck you. That's just wrong on so many levels, being that you're her brother." Not having a good comeback, I simply responded with,
"oh, gang up on the pregnant lady, why don't ya?" Jake laughed.
"I got you, didn't I?" He asked.
"Yes. The one and only time you will ever catch me without a good comeback. Savor the moment while it lasts Jake." He just rolled his eyes, and I got a couple of grapes from the fridge.
"Uh, Em." Said Bryan.
"Yes?" I asked.
"I think you forgot the soul purpose for coming out here in the first place."
"Oh! Right!" I said, going back to the cabinet and undoing the lock for Bryan.
"There." I said.
"Thank you babe." He said kissing me on the cheek. He reached inside pulling out the peanut butter.
"Really? More peanut butter? You do know that the note that was inside of the doughnuts wasn't a thing right? I don't really want you to get fat. I love touching your abs."
"And this is where I leave." Haylee say turning around and walking back to the computer room where there was two air mattresses set up. One for her and one for Jake and Alic. And from what I've heard the boys are very active when she's fast asleep. It's a good thing she's a heavy sleeper.
"In know but I can't let you suffer alone."
"I'm not apparently Alic here is pregnant too..." I knew Bryan was a blonde but didn't realize how bad it was until he commented on that.
"Oh really? Congrats, when did you find out? And I guess I'll stop eating so much." I was trying so hard not to laugh. I silently begged Alic and Jake to play along.
"Emily! How could you, I haven't told Jake yet! Seeing as though i just found out yesterday." They were trying so hard to not laugh at my blonde of a fiancé.
"What? Wow. I'm happy for you guys." And that there was my breaking point.. How could he be that blonde?
"Did you honestly think that Alic was pregnant?" Mason asked slowly walking into the room. His ribs were healing really well. The doctor said he could go back to work next month if he wanted.
"Isn't he?"
"Real winner here Em." Mason said chuckling. I stopped laughed while the other three continued on laughing.
"Sweetie, Alic is a boy."
"So?"
"If boys could get pregnant insisted of girls, wouldn't you be the one pregnant right now instead of me?" He though for a minute still not getting it.
"Alic can't get pregnant, he has the wrong parts!" Haylee yelled from somewhere down the hall.
"Oh..." He said looking ashamed.
"On sweetie.. You know we love you, that's why we did it." I said kissing him. I walked over to the fridge and opened it looking for the cheesecake that I bought the other day. There was still a slice in it when I went to bed last night. It was gone. I slammed the fridge closed.
"Who the hell ate the cheesecake?" Everyone went silent. They knew not to piss me off, I was one mean mamma lately when I was pissed. I saw Masons face morph from question to guilty. Within a matter of minutes.
"Mason.. You know it's the only thing besides grapes I can eat. I've been living off of the stuff for little less then a month now." I said in a sad tune. My emotions are haywire. I don't see how they can stand being around me right now. I get mad or upset at the stupidest things. Yesterday I literally got mad at money and started crying and yelling at it. When asked why by Jake I just said that it made me mad.
"Sorry, I'll send someone to get you more. Bryan.. Will you please go get your crazy cheesecake loving fiancé more cheesecake and grapes?" Bryan chuckled but nodded anyway.
"Yeah, she's gone to the store a lot for me. It's time I start going instead of her." He then went and got dressed. Grabbed his keys kissed me on the cheek and walked out the door. When he got back I ate my grapes and a slice of cheesecake as everyone else ate eggs, Bacon and hash browns that I cooked.

A/N: Yay, another chapter! Sorry it took so long, I've had a long couple of days. I have 3 weeks of school left and I'm just trying to get through it. Anyway I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, even if it's just a filler.
XOXO~Kaimee20