Heated Ice (Helsa)

Chapter Fourty-Six: Dirty Diapers

"Elsa!" Kristoff yelled over his screaming children. The babies were laying down on Kristoff and Anna's bed, screaming and crying from who knows what.

"Yes?" Elsa poked her head in and walked over to the babies. She picked Conner up and held his bottom to her nose then quickly pulled it away, making a disgusted face. "They need changed." Elsa said and grabbed one of the small diapers on the dresser. "Has anyone taught you how to change a diaper?"

"Uh..." He said, looking up at the ceiling and scratching his chin. "No."

"Then I'll teach you." Elsa said and began to pull off Conner's baby outfit. "Will you check to see if Mia's diaper is wet or if she stinks?"

"Sure." Kristoff said and picked Mia up and held her in the air, examining her in his meaty hands.

"Kristoff..." Elsa said and shook her head, taking Mia from him. "You have to lay her down on the bed then take her outfit off." She said and laid Mia down then went back to work on taking Conner's outfit off. "Now," Elsa said once Kristoff had Mia in a diaper. "Take a peek into the diaper to see if she went to the restroom." Elsa said awkwardly. Kristoff examined Mia and noticed that she was fine. "Okay, now dress her back into her outfit then I'll teach you how to change a diaper."

"This is a lot of work." Kristoff complained. He dressed Mia again and laid her down in her crib across the bedroom. "Now what?" Kristoff asked and walked back over to Elsa.

"Take his diaper off but make sure none of his... Um, his mess, comes out."

"Oh, okay." He nodded and pulled at the straps of the diaper. He took the diaper off successfully and looked to Elsa.

"Now wipe him." She said and handed him a package of baby wipes. Kristoff took a wipe out and began to wipe Conner's bottom off and placed the dirty wipes onto the dirty diaper. Once he was clean he looked back to Elsa. "Put a diaper on him." She said and handed him the clean diaper. "I'll teach you how to do the first one." She said and stepped in front of Conner. "You want to lay the bigger side underneath of his bottom and then bring the front side over him." She said and did exactly that. "Then you take these sticky straps and place them over the front side of the part that's covering him." She said and showed Kristoff quickly. "That's really it." She said and smiled down at Conner who stopped crying but then Mia started back up.

"If she doesn't have a dirty diaper then I don't know what's wrong with her." Kristoff said and ran a hand through his hair.

"She might be hungry. You might have to go wake Anna to have her breast feed them both because I'm sure Conner is hungry."

"Hey, guys." Hans said and entered the room, smiling at Kristoff then to Elsa. Ever since Hans told Elsa he loved her she was seeming to avoid him all morning and was busy with a queen's heap of paperwork.

Hans walked over to Elsa, making an effort to talk her finally but she was looking down at Mia.

"Hi." Kristoff said and waved slightly then looked back down to Mia. "Elsa was teaching me how to change their diapers. I'm gonna head down to see Anna though." He said and lifted Mia into his arms then walked over and placed her into the baby crib.

"Hi, Elsa." Hans said and looked down at her. He leaned down closely to her ear. "I feel like you've been ignoring me." He whispered and nibbled lightly at her ear lobe. She tilted her head to him a little, slightly caving into paying attention to him but then quickly reminded herself that she had even more busy work.

"Um," She said and faced Hans. She began to walk around him and backed her way out of the room. "I have more work to do." She mumbled quickly and ran out of the room.

"She's acting weird?" Kristoff muttered and placed the babies in a carriage to take them down to the infirmary.

"She's acted weird since this morning." Hans said and ran his hands through his hair frustratedly. "I was an idiot and told her I loved her."

"What?" Kristoff's eyes widened and he looked over to Hans. "What did she do?"

"You came in the hallway." Hans mumbled. "She kind of just stared up at me for a second or two really confused."

"I'd just talk to her about it when she can't just use paperwork as an escape." Kristoff shrugged and smiled down at his children. "I still can't believe Anna had twins."

"Me too." Hans nodded. His mind was in a completely different place than their children. He was happy for them but he needed to figure out how Elsa felt about him too.