Falice oneshots At Midnight

Laundry Fiasco

"Stupid washer!" Grumbled FP as he threw the clothes into the basket.

He was trying to laundry. Him and Alice moved in together a couple months ago. The clothes were soaked still and he didn't know shit about doing laundry.

He decide he would try again. He reset the washer and threw the wet clothes back in and started the machine.

"Baby!" He heard Alice call from upstairs. He quickly ran for the stairs. The laundry was supposed to be a surprise for her. Now that she was home. His surprise for her was ruined. "Yes, Al?"

Alice had walked into the house, seeing the dishes in the sink and the overflowing amount of soap. He tried to clean the house for her. Her heart swelled with the sweetness. She loved it when he helped but also he tried.

"Is there something you need to tell me?" He looked around the room, avoiding her eyes and she sighed. "Okay. Answer me this, why is soap all over the kitchen floor?"

He slowly looked up, still avoiding her eyes and huffed a tired sigh. "Uh..." He rubs his neck. "... I was trying to help you clean the house. I'm sorry, Al."

Alice smiles at him, kissing his cheek before heading to closet. She pulled out some towels and threw on the floor. She used to towels to absorb the soap. FP watched in amazement. Before he knew it the whole kitchen was completely cleared from the soap. Not even a Soapy residue was left behind.

"It's alright, Baby." She looked behind the basement door and gasped loudly. "Oh my! The basement!" She screeched at the mess.

FP followed her downstairs and his eyes widened. "Stupid washer!" The floor was coated in soap bubbles and his face blushed with embarrassment.

Alice looked beside her and saw his cheeks. "Oh, FP, there's no need to be embarrassed. It happens. Betty told me Jug flooded the garage last spring. It's okay, Baby. I'm not mad."

Instead of speaking, he grabbed the towels and scooped away the bubbles. Alice helped him with a smile. After they finished. He turns to Alice and says, "I guess I'm not on laundry duty." Alice slightly giggles at him, not to be mean.

"Oh, no, no, I guess not."