Falice oneshots At Midnight

Nanny: 5

*TIME JUMP*

Over the years since FP whistled his way into Alice Smith's life, trying to hide is undying love for her after having Alice fake play his wife because his Nona didn't know that he's divorced from Gladys. And it would kill her literally stop her heart if she heard that he got a divorced. At the family reunion, FP's sister, Theresa, and his mother all trained Alice how to act like a tramp-slut to fool Nona. It ended up working so good because Nona grinned, FP's grandmother.

"Give her a kiss." Nona said, smiling at them.

FP tried his best to not make the kiss seem awkward. He quickly leaned forward and lowered his lips onto Alice's plumper ones. As they shared a kiss FP's mind was trying not to get carried away. He broke the kiss, Alice forced a smile.

Nona shook her head, smiling.

"Oh, come on, now give her a real kiss."

Alice didn't know what happened. Trying to fool someone was a lot harder than she thought it was going to be. Nona was smarter, harder to trick. Theresa watched as FP went in for their second kiss. Jughead, Betty, Polly, JB and even Ryder were aware of the plan. This time FP kissed her with more sauce as he'd call it. When they broke for air, Nona finally clapped her hand together and walked over to FP.

"Forsythe, it's good to see you," She kisses FP's cheek.

"You too, Nona." FP greeted with a smile.

Nona then turned toward Alice, pulling her into an embrace. Alice was thrown by the unexpected physical hug and quickly recovered. "And it was very nice to see you again, Gladys."

Nona pulled out of the hug and planted a big kiss on Alice's cheek, stunning the councilwoman. "Oh! It was nice to see you again too, Nona." She gave a quick smile.

After Nona went to go sit down in her chair, The kids went to their rooms and put away the luggages. Alice grabbed FP's arm, letting him trail behind her as he's pulled into the nearest door. In the room that appeared to be the kitchen, Alice turned to face him and pinched his arm.

"Ow!" FP rubbed the skin on his arm.

"How dare you make me lie to that sweet old lady?"

"It would kill her if she would find out." Alice shook her head.

"And let me guess, she also has no idea you're an alcoholic."

FP rolled his eyes." Recovering alcoholic." He corrected.

"Fine. I'm sorry 'recovering alcoholic' does that make you feel better?"

FP nodded with a smile. "Yes, it does."

Alice stood in front of him, hands on her hips, shaking her head. She already felt horrible for tricking his Nona. It seemed so cruel. She didn't deserve this. "Ugh! Fine. I'll keep up with this stupid charade."

"Thank you." She stopped him. "Only if I get some wine to go with it."

FP nodded agreeing with her." Okay, I'll throw in red wine, deal?"

"Deal." They shook hands.

She started to walk over to the door. FP watched her leave but just as she was about to walk out. She turned around, facing him.

"FP?"

FP looked up at her." Hmmm?"

Alice actually smiled. "The kiss."

"Was it too much?"

She shook her head no," No. It was just the right amount. I even liked what you did with the second kiss."

And before FP could open his mouth, making the words fall out she was gone, through the swinging door. He was left stunned, unable to hide his shock and the heat on his cheeks felt hot. Damn, Smith what are you trying to do to me? He thought to himself, still staring at the door she walked through.

—xxx—

The second night of their plan was moving smoothly just as they planned. And then the finally night in New Jersey had some different complications. Sometime in the middle of the night, FP and Alice were locked in the room that they've been staying in.

"The doors locked."

FP gets out of bed.

"Why-why-why... why is this door locked?"

"Your Grandmother locked us in! Oh, you know why? Because she wants us to spend the night together tonight, like wabbits!"
They both started laughing. "It's wabbit season for FP and Gladys. Oh, yes, you're vewy wight."

"Because I'm... Gladys." She sang, drunkly. Because little did they know that grandma Sofia gave them her special potion to make them fall In-love. "Yes, you are." FP said. "

"And you're FP-FP-Bee."

"I am." Said FP just as drunk.

"My sweet sweet FP-FP-Bee!"

"Yes yes, that's me."

FP went into kiss her. Alice moaned into his touch. "Wow, that feels so good."

She gasped."You know that? Oh, my goodness!"

Suddenly FP said,"Hey, Mel, you know you're so sweet for coming with me this weekend." Alice stared at him with 'are you serious look?' "Seriously. I mean, everybody was so happy to see you."

Alice chuckled drunkly. "You know that?"

FP grinned madly. Nobody more than FPFPBee, though."

"Hmm."

"Okay? I'm so glad I did."

The kiss became heated because a thud could be heard and and Alice moaning. "Ah--Ooh!" FP really knew how to do his thing.

—XXX—

FP wakes up with Alice curled up next to him, hugging. How did this happen? He didn't remember much last night. Not much after Alice asked what the drink was. "Oh, boy." He muttered as he carefully tried to move himself from underneath her.

"Good morning, FP." Alice whispered in her morning voice.

"Morning there, Al." He said still shocked. He fell off the bed with a loud thud.

"Oh, I had the strangest dream." She said rubbing her eyes. "Oh, I don't even want to tell you about it it's too inappropriate."

"Might've been the same dream." He muttered as he kept looking for his clothes on the floor.

Alice sat up in the bed, holding one had on the bed sheet to her chest. "Whoa... wait.." she looked at him and pointed her finger from her to him." ..." You and I?"

FP stood up with his shirt and boxers now on." Yeah, you and I."

Alice lifted the bedsheet just enough for her to see her naked chest. "The whole thing! From like the earth to the moon?" She questioned, pointing up at the ceiling.

"All the way." He confirmed as Alice still took in the shock. She covered her mouth with her hands. "Eagle's landed."

"We have to make a pact, okay? What... what happened last night dies with us." She explained, moving her hands.

"Okay."

"Okay, nobody can ever find out."

—xxx—

Here's the end of part 5! I'm sorry to leave at a cliffhanger. The new one should be up soon after.