Lucifer: Let's play a game. On a scale of one to ten, how friend-zoned are you?
Cassie: Jo Harvelle.
Gabriel: Éponine Thénardier.
Anna: Viktor Krum.
Lucifer: Gunther from FRIENDS.
Cassie: Joey Tribbiani.
Gabriel: Milhouse Van Houten.
Hannah: Edith Crawley.
Anna: Tinkerbell.
Lucifer: Castiel.
Cassie:......Wow.
Gabriel: How is Cassie an option in itself?
Lucifer: Castiel is when you're so far in the friend zone, the person you like calls you their brother.
Hannah:....I am also in the Castiel friend zone.
Michael: Me too.
Anna: Wait, how did Jo Harvelle get on here?
Castiel: That's when you're so far in the friend zone that you've literally died for them, and they still didn't acknowledge your feelings.
Gabriel: THAT'S THE SAME THING AS ÉPONINE!!!
Lucifer: Dear Dad, we're all doomed.
Gabriel: We should call Ron Weasley. He knows how to get out of the friend zone.
Cassie: Call anyone on FRIENDS, literally half their relationships are about conquering the friend zone.
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