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{SPN} Episode 17

TWO VIDEOS BECAUSE MY HEART HURTS AND SO SHOULD YOURS.

Amara really out here living her best life and I gotta say I love it

BUT DEAN.

DEAN ANGEL-FUCKING WINCHESTER I HAVE NO WORDS FOR MY ANGER TOWARDS YOU.

"Jack isnt family. He's not like you or Cas."

Aaaannnnd LIQUID FIRE COURSES THROUGH MY VEINS AS I REACH THROUGH TIME, SPACE, AND DIMENSION TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF DEAN.

I SMITE THEE, DEAN. I SMITE THEE.

YOU TAKE THOSE MOTHERFUCKING WORDS BACK RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I KNOW YOU DONT MEAN THEM, GOD I HATED THAT LINE. IT HURT MORE THAN SO MUCH-

IT WAS A FUCKING SLAP TO THE FACE I WILL NOT STAND FOR. IM PRESSING ASSAULT CHARGES ON BEHALF OF MY ABUSED HEART.

"You stayed behind. I wouldve done the same."

SAM AND CAS IS SUCH A WEIRD DYNAMIC AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL RIGHT NOW.

JACK LOOKS LIKE THE WOUNDED PUPPY HE IS AND DEAN I WILL TAKE A HAMMER TO YOUR DAMN BOWLEGGED KNEECAPS-

Uh oh GOD'S HAVING ANOTHER TEMPER TANTRUM!

I love Amara. She's a mood I wanna be.

HE'S SO PISSED ABOUT BEING TRAPPED. GOOD.

HIM GETTING IRRITATED AT THE ANGELS ASKING HIM TO SIGN THE BIBLE THO I CANT-

IM SO SO SO MAD AT DEAN WINCHESTER. IVE NEVER BEEN SO MAD AT THIS MAN. NOT IN SEASONS. GODDAMMIT.

Part of me wonders if we've actually angered God with this interpretation in the show and he gave us 2020 as payback and y'know I think that's fair.

When the writers call themselves out so bad that they refer to themselves as God and say he gets all the best lines cause he's a villain-

NOTHING SAYS "we don't know either man" THAN HAVING TWO HIGH AF PEOPLE EXPLAIN HOW A RIB IS GOING TO HELP JACK KILL GOD

HEY LOOK ITS THE OTHER ADAM EVERYONE FORGOT ABOUT.

Adam: *making out with the angel*

Dean: Whu- what is happening right now?

Dean come on. You've seen enough Casa Erotica to know damn well what's happening.

JACK HIGH FIVING SERAFINA WAS SO DAMN SATISFYING AND I DONT KNOW WHY.

CAN WE JUST GET AMARA TO RUN THINGS? SHE'D DO A GOOD JOB I THINK, SHE'S COME A LONG WAY AND IM PROUD OF HER.

AT LEAST DEAN SAID THANK YOU.

I STILL WANT TO SHOVE A FLAGPOLE UP HIS ASS, BUT AT LEAST HE SAID THANK YOU.

WOW SAM REALLY OUT HERE LYING TO THE EMPTY, HE'S REALLY COME A LONG WAY.

CAN I JUST SAY HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT THEY BROUGHT RACHEL MINER BACK TO PLAY THE EMPTY? SHE'S KILLIN IT.

JUST AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

So Billie wants to be God....

So she's playing everybody in this game, ain't she?

THE EMPTY IS SUCH A MOOD THO, SHE JUST WANTS SLEEP. WELL SO DO I, BITCH BUT I CANT BECAUSE YOU MADE A DEAL WITH CAS AND I HAVEN'T SLEPT SOUNDLY SINCE.

FOR A MOMENT I THOUGHT THE EMPTY WAS GONNA TELL SAM ABOUT CAS'S DEAL AND IT TERRIFIED ME.

"*gasp* You- YOU B-WORD!"

HE CAN'T EVEN CALL HER A BITCH.

HOLY SHIT.

HOLYSHITSHITSHOTHSOTHSKRNFNDKDMNDNDND

I DO NOT HAVE WORDS  OH MY GOD I CANT I  IIIIIIII-

HELP.

DEAN POINTED A GUN AT SAM. DEAN HIT SAM. DEAN WAS GONNA- I- NO.

I CANT EVEN EXPRESS MY PAIN AT THAT.

AND THE WAY CAS WAS CROUCHING ON THE GROUND WITH JACK, STEPPING BACK TO LET THEM HASH IT OUT AH-

IM LITERALLY CRYING-

AND AMARA NOOOOO

AMARA MY NEWFOUND QUEEN GONE SO FAST. SHE ALWAYS DESERVED BETTER AND NOW SHE'S JUST GONE I-

DAMMIT BILLIE, I NEVER LIKED YOU AND NOW I HAVE MORE REASONS NOW TO.

SAM'S SPEECH HURT BAD. HIS SPEECHES ALWAYS HURT. ANYTIME ANY OF THEM GIVE A SPEECH IT HURTS SO BAD.

CHUCK YOU SON OF A FUCK NUT I DONT EVEN HAVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW BADLY I WANT YOU DEAD

"Have fun watching him die"

FUCK. YOOOOOUUUUUUUU.

"Screw. You. Chuck."

OOOHHHH IF ONLY THE CW PERMITTED SWEARING I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE CHOICE WORDS DEAN WOULD HAVE FOR HIM.

I SEMI-APOLOGIZE TO DEAN BUT NOT REALLY BECAUSE HE PULLED A GUN ON SAMMY AND I WANT DEATH

SPECIFICALLY I WANT DEATH FOR CHUCK, AND I WANT DEATH HERSELF ROASTING ON A SPIT, EXTRA CRISPY.

IM SO MAD. IM SO MAD IM SAD. IM IN TEARS AND SCREAMING AND PISSED AND FUCK. JUST FUCK.

I KNEW THERE WOULD BE PLOT TWISTS AND ANGST BUT OH GOD I WAS NOT PREPARED THERE WAS NO WAY TO BE PREPARED I JUST-

IM IN SO MUCH PAIN.

THE PROMO OH MY GOOOOODDDDDDD

THE LAST SCENE, DEAN HAD A BLOODY HANDPRINT ON HIS SHIRT WHERE CAS LEFT THE HANDPRINT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN OH MY GOD.