I babysit a pair of siblings every now and then. A four year old girl and her two year old brother. And every now and then they say something that just makes me stop.
Sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's mentally disturbing.
So here are a few choice quotes from Kelly and Gavin for you.
-"I'm going to kill Santa."
-"SMELL MY BUTT"
-"I'm going to eat your nipples"
- Me: Gavin, get out of the closet. "No! I like it in here. It's nice."
-Me: *shows picture of Dean, Sam, and Cas* Who's your favorite? Kelly: *points at Dean* "Him. He's going to die soon."
-"I WANT A CHICKEN NUGGET!" *gets chicken nugget, takes one tiny bite, and ignores it for an hour* "It's cold."
-"Belle should marry Gaston. He could sing while she sells."
-"I want to touch the picture!" *touches picture* "That's a crummy picture"
-Me: What if we name him Cliff? "That's a door's name."
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