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{SPN} Episode 15

Reason number 394 why Sam and Dean's brotherhood will kill me ^

OH MY GOD
THE FATHER SON BONDING BETWEEN CAS AND JACK IS SO PURE!!

Jack: Can we wear matching ties?

Cas: *pissed at Dean, again, but still wants his son happy*

Cas: Yeah... blue's a good color on you.

CAS THIS IS WHY OUT OF ALL OF THEM YOU ARE JACK'S MOM.

HE HELD THE BADGE UPSIDE DOWN TOO YEAAAASSSS

Jack: it's a teddy bear! I have one of those!

WHO BOUGHT JACK A TEDDY BEAR. I MUST KNOW. AND JACK HAS A TEDDY BEAR AND JUST GOT THREE TIMES AS CUTE I CANT-

Jack: For uh my step son! Ronald!

JACK YOU PRECIOUS BEAN. I BET HE SLEEPS WITH THE TEDDY BEAR AND I JUST-THIS IS TOO PURE FOR ME TO HANDLE I LOVE THIS FAMILY TOO MUCH.

Cas/Jack: *struggling on a case*

*instantly summon a demon*

I'd like to draw your attention to the fact that Cas's photo for the demon deal is HIM IN THE COWBOY HAT. HE TOTALLY STOLE THAT PICTURE FROM DEAN, I SEE NO OTHER POSSIBILITY, CAUSE ONLY DEAN WOULD TAKE THAT PICTURE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Jack: It says I need a parents permission

Cas: *long suffering sigh* you have my permission

I LOVE IT.

Cas: It was just too many cats....

Cassie isnt as into cats as God was LMAO

I HATE IT WHEN JACK IS SO NICE AND POLITE AND PEOPLE ARE JUST RUDE TO HIM LIKE TREAT MY BOY WITH SOME KINDNESS.

"I have more dads than most"

HE SAYS IT SO CASUALLY BUT MY HEART ACHES EVERY TIME.

"Do you have children?"

"I......its complicated."

YOU HAVE A SON, CAS, JUST ADMIT IT.

JACKIE JUST OUT HERE BEING A BIG RESPONSIBLE HUNTER AND MAKING FRIENDS.

"The new guy's hot....What? I have eyes."

HONEY.

HE'S LIKE 4, HE HAS A TEDDY BEAR HE'S TOO CUTE TO BE HOT.

AH AMARA

WOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW

DEAN REALLY LAYING INTO AMARA BUT LIKE HE'S MAKING A GOOD POINT

I needed that explanation from Amara about Mary. I didnt know it, but I needed it. I still hate Mary, but now I'm not mad that they brought her back? Idk, I just have more respect for Amara and the writers now....

"I will never hurt you" LIAR.

CAS'S SPEECH ABOUT HIS JOURNEY HURT THO. IT REALLY HURRRTTTT BUT I LOVE IT

"And then I became a father-"

YOU ADMITTED IT YES THANK YOU.

I feel like Dean's anger is going to mean something later cause it's such a focus of this season.

Jack: *gets stabbed*

Me: Ow.

Cas: *breaks in, takes down the girl, yells at Jack to get the police, is a badass*

CAS AINT HAVING NONE OF THIS SHIT TODAY. I LOVE SASSY CASSY

Pastor: what are you?

....WHAT DO YOU THINK DUM DUM?

NO.

NONONONONONONONO

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH NOS IN THE WORLD FOR THIS NO. YOU CANNOT KILL THE SON. YOU CANNOT LET JACK DIE I SWEAR TO I DONT EVEN KNOW I JUST YOU CANT KILL HIM YOU CANT YOU CANT I-

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

YOU CANT HURT THE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die die die I CANT LET THE BABY DIE. CAS WAS CRYING OH MY GOD.

AND CAS IS GONNA TELL DEAN AND ITS GONNA BE A SHITSHOW AND OF COURSE THEY END IT ON A CLIFFHANGER FUCK.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK-

I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE BAD.
BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GONNA BE THIS BAD NONO NO.