Me: *gets arrested hypothetically*
Police: We need to see your internet search history.
Me:....Okay....
Police: And your social media history.
Me: Don't have any, okay.
Police: The books in your Wattpad library,
Me: Um.... Okay?
Police: Your camera roll
Me:.....Will you show my family?
Police: No.
Me: Um, okay, hope you like gay memes.
Police: And finally, your YouTube watch history.
Me: FUCK, NO, WHAT DO YOU WANT, I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING, DON'T SHOW MY PARENTS PLEAAAASSSEEEE!!!!!
Police: *opens camera roll*
Police:...........
Me:...........
Police: Why-
Me: I will not apologize for my memes. There is great shame in the YouTube videos, but none in the memes.
Police:........
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