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{OTP} Apples

In Ancient Greece, throwing an apple at someone was considered a marriage proposal. If the woman you threw the apple at caught it, she was accepting the proposal.

With that in mind.....

Cassian: HEY NESTA, THINK FAST!

Nesta: Wh- *gets nailed in the face with an apple*

*Rhysand and Azriel dying of laughter in the background as an angry Nesta charges*

*****

Glory: *learns this fact* 

Glory: I will never eat apples again.

Deathbringer: HEY GLORY, WANT AN APPLE?

Glory: Nope.

Deathbringer: *starts throwing apples*

Glory: *expertly dodges and avoids catching every single one*

Glory: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT!

******

Dean: Sam bought all this stupid healthy food, like what am I supposed to do with this? *casualls tosses apple*

Cas: *catches it*

Dean: Nice catch.

Cas: I accept.

Dean: What?

*****

Aziraphale: *sighs*

Aziraphale: I've been trying to get him to catch one for CENTURIES. I just don't think he wants to marry me.

Crowley: *is actually just really bad at catching anything you throw at him*

Aziraphale: *throws apple*

Crowley: *fumbles, misses apple, flails after it like he's walking in a church, falls,loses the apple entirely*

Aziraphale: I just don't think he's interested.

Crowley: DAMMIT.

Crowley: *throws apple*

Aziraphale: *catches it without even looking and then squeals like a little girl*

*******

Riptide: Okay, I'm too cowardly to actually ASK her, so here goes nothing. *throws apple*

Tsunami: *hit on the head with the apple* OW!!!

Riptide: OH MY MOONS I AM SO SORRY YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CATCH IT I-

Tsunami: *loud swearing*

*******

Rhysand: *throws apple*

Feyre: *catches apple, eats it*

Rhysand: But you're supposed to-

Feyre: We're already married, Rhys.

Rhysand: Riiiiighhhht

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Dipper: *throws apple*

*apple goes completely in the wrong direction, hits a sign that falls and crushes a car, alarm goes off, somebody screams, other chaos ensues as a rogue apple is unleashed*

Wendy: *has no idea an apple was even thrown*

******

Dorian: *winds up like a major league pitcher and throws apple*

Manon: *catches it without looking, crushes it*

Manon: I don't eat fruit.

Dorian:........

*******

Remus: *is in werewolf form*

Sirius: *throws an apple*

James: How much of a dumbass are you-

Remus: *catches and shreds apple*

Sirius: *grins* He said yes.

James:......I'll start sewing the weddings dresses, but THAT'S NOT THE POINT-

*****

Tris: Apples are stupid. *throws a Dauntless cake*

Four: *gets covered in cake*

Four: WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS.

Uriah: WHO THE HELL WASTED GOOD CAKE?!?!?!!?

******

James: OI! EVANS! *throws apple*

Lily: No. *waves wand*

*apple flies back and punched James in the face*

James: *from the floor* PROGRESS!

******

Ginny: *replaces the snitch with an apple in a Quidditch game*

Harry: *is too stupid to realize he's supposed to catch the apple, never even sees or questions a floating, flying apple*

Ginny: *bangs head against a wall*

*******

Aelin: *has a feast prepared of nothing but apples*

Aelin: *somehow wears an apple dress*

Aelin: *lays dramatically on a pile of apples*

Rowan:.............

Rowan:......I'm allergic to apples, but okay.

******

Azriel: *quietly slides an apple towards Elain*

Elain: *quietly takes the apple, takes the smallest bite out of it*

Azriel: *smiles*

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Clay: *throws apple with an accuracy that surprises him*

*apple hits Peril and immediately explodes and desintegrates*

Peril:.........

Peril: THAT COUNTS AS A CATCH.