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{SPN} Episode 9

CASSIE, YOU LITTLE ABUSED CINNAMON ROLL *hugs the angel*

JENSEN AS DEAN IN A VIDEO ABOUT DEAN WITH MUSIC FROM JENSEN- IT'S JENCEPTION

ITS ONLY THE FIRST COMMERCIAL BREAK AND IM ALREADY DYING DYING DEAD

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

R.I.P. MY BABY BENNY, THE BEST VAMPIRE TO EVER LIVE

LOOK AT THIS, MY GAY BOYS FINALLY TALKING OUT THEIR ISSUES LIKE I WANTED THEM TO. NOT LIKE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR MONTHS FOR THEM TO DO THAT OR ANYTHING HAHA.

AND THE FLASH FORWARD TO THE FUTURE THINGS OH MY CAS.

CLAIRE BETTER NOT DIE. AND U JUST- AAAHHHHHH CHUCK I HATE YOU

Chuck: So, what do you think?

FUCK YOU THATS WHAT I THINK.

AND THANKS, I THOUGHT IT COULDNT GET WORSE BUT THEN YOU GIVE ME THE IDEA OF CAS, WITH THE MARK, BEING BURIED IN THE MALAK BOX- BY  DEAN

I AM NOT OK.

I WILL BE WATCHING THE REMAINDER OF THIS EPISODE ON THE FLOOR SOBBING AFTER DEAN'S PRAYER TO CAS.

Dean: "I never should have let you go."

Me: Oh. MY. GOD. IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!!!! *that office clip starts playing in my head, you know, when they all start going EVERYBODY STAY FUCKING CALM"

Dean: You're my best friend.

Me: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT *rips off a table leg and destroys everything in the room but the tv*

Me: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

AAAHHHHHHHHHH

ALL OF CHUCK'S ENDINGS BETTER BE FUCKIN FAKE

AND NO NONONONO-

CAS DONT GET THE MARK YOUDONTUNDERSTAAAND

SAMMY NO YOU CAN'T LOSE HOPE I WONT LET YOU

OH NO OH NO OH NO

CHUCK I HATE YOU MORE THAN THERE ARE WORDS TO EXPRESS

DAMN DEAN IS SO MUCH TALLER THAN CHUCK I LOVE IT

SO IT LOOKS LIKE THE WORLD'S OFFICIALLY GONNA GO TO TOTAL SHIT 2 DAYS BEFORE MY 19TH BIRTHDAY THANKS FOR THE PREDICTION CHUCK

THIS IS NOT OK.

NONE OF THIS IS OK.

AAAAHHHHHH

ELIE- EILEEN GET YO ASS BACK HER RIGHT NOW YOU DONT GET TO DO AN ANGSTY WALK OUT ON ME GET BACK HERE-

*Sam and Eileen kiss*

Eileen: *leaves*

Me: *tears a pillow in half and screams*

*GASP*

JACK.

JACKJACKJACKJACKJACKJACKJACKJACKJACK-

SERIOUSLY.

SERIOUSLY.

9 EPISODES WITHOUT MY BABY, AND NOW WE JUST GET TWO FUCKING SECONDS AND DEATH GOING "IT'S TIME"

FUCK.

TIME FOR WHAT, BILLIE?!?!?!?!? TIME FOR JACKIE TO MURDER CHUCK? THANKS!!

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE WE GET GARTH IN THE NEXT EPISODE, YAAAAAAAYYYYYY GO DJ!

AND FINALLY A SUPERNORMAL EPISODE

BUT STILL.

NOTHING.
IS.
FUCKING.
OKAY.