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{SPN} Episode 8

Because WHAT THE HELL, I DIDN'T NEED MY HEART ANYWAY, I SOLD IT TO THIS SHOW 11 SEASONS AGO. 

Sam: You think I'm being overprotective?
Eileen: A bit
Sam: Hmm, I WONDER WHY, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE EVERYBODY I LOVE DIES, ESPECIALLY THE ONES I SLEEP WITH. MAYBE I GOTTA KEEP AN EYE ON YOU CAUSE I CARE, OKAY?!?!

"Hello boys"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *CUE EXTENSIVE SCREAMING*

ALSO THE OPENING RECAP WITH ALL ADAM'S PARTS- ALL I CAN HEAR IS "I DID MY WAITING. TEN YEARS OF IT! IN HELL!!!!"

AND SAM'S FACE WHEN THEY MENTION THEY LEFT ADAM. LMFAO, THEY'RE JUST LIKE 'YEAAAAAAH, WE DITCHED HIS ASS, NO REGURTS."

AND PERMISSION TO CHANGE 'WHAT THE HELL' TO 'WHAT THE FUCK CHUCK'BECAUSE A) IT'S ACCURATE AND B) IT RHYMES

Dean: "Are ANY OF US WINNING?"
TFW: *getting their asses beat*
Cas: WHAT DO YOU THINK, DEAN?!?!

ROWENAAAAAAA
ROWENA KNOWS WHAT'S UP.

Rowena: Was it is I'm sensing between you two?
Dean/Cas: Nothing, it's fine.
Me: IT'S SEXUAL TENSION, DUH

SAM YOU PURE BEAN, EAGER TO PLEASE QUEEN ROWENA.

SOMEHOW I ALWAYS KNEW THE QUEEN OF HELL WOULD BE A RED HEAD.

CROWLEY BETTER COME BACK AND BE PISSED AS HELL TO SEE HIS MOM ON THE THRONE.

ACTUAL SAM X EILEEN SHIPPER DEAN WINCHESTER. HOW DID I NEVER REALIZE HE WAS SUCH A FANGIRL?

AND MICAHEL JUST NOPING OUT AND ENDING LILITH AHAHAHAHAHAH!

OKAY BUT WHEN CAS TRAPS MICHAEL AND THE WINCHESYERS WALK UP WHY OS THE ONLY THING I THOUGHT OF IS A WEIRD START TO A STRIP TEASE- AND THEN DEAN TOOK OUT THE HANDCUFFS AND I DIED

AAAAHHHHHHH

DONATELLO IS JUST 300% DONE AND WANTS OUT.

DEAN, SAM, AND CAS GOING TO HELL IS JUST NO BIG DEAL AT THIS POINT LMAO

AND WHAT IS UP WITH MICHAEL AND ADAM AND WHY DO I LIKE IT?

ALSO THE WAY EILEEN'S HAIR SWOOSHES WHEN SHE WALKS AND THE WAY SAM'S MANE FLOWS LIKE RAPUNZEL JUST FURTHER PROVES TO ME THAT THEY ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER. THEY SPEED WALKED DOWN THE HALLWAY AND ALL I FOCUS ON IS THE FABULOUS HAIR TOGETHER.

SAM X EILEEN FOREVER, I LOVE THEM, DEAN LOVES THEM, WHAT MORE DO WE POSSIBLY NEED?

CHUCK.

WHAT THE FUCK CHUCK. IF YOU HURT MY OTP I WILL HURT YOU.

AND IM DEAD.

IM SO FUCKING DEAD OH MY CAS.

DEAN AND CAS ARE GOING TO PURGATORY. DEAN AND CAS AREGOINGTOPURGATORY DEAN AND CAS ARE GOING BACK TO PURGATORY
!!!!!!!!

BUT THE MOST DESTIEL WENT DOWN IN PURGATORY AND DEAN SAID HE PRAYED TO CAS EVERYDAY.

BUT NOW THEY'RE FIGHTING AND THEY'RE GOING BACK TO PURGATORY AND WE KNOW DEAN PRAYS TO CAS IN THE NEXT EPISODE SO WHAT, ARE WE GETS A REMINISCENT MOMENT OR A FLASHBACK, EITHER ONE WILL KILL ME
BUT OH WAIT I CAN'T DIE- I'M DEAD. I'M DEAD IN PURGATORY WITH MY DESTIEL BABIES.

DESTIEL NEXT EPISODE. I WILL PUT MONEY ON IT.

AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I HAVE NO WAY OF DESCRIBING MY EMOTIONS ROGHT NOW, IM DYING AND WE HAVE TO WAIT TIL JANUARY FUCKING 16TH FOR THIS DAMMIT CHUCK.

DEAN AND CAS'S SECOND HONEYMOON OH MY SWEET CHARLIE

IM GONNA DIE WAITING