I got realllly tired the other day, and I guess I started thinking about Dean and Cas's wedding vows, and I wrote Dean's out because I thought it was funny.
Because I can just imagine how it would go.
Cas would have this long, memorized, eloquent speech prepared. It would be touching and bring everyone to tears, and he'd talk on and on about how much he loved Dean and how even when things were darkest, they were able to stick by each other as an angel and a righteous man.
And then, once everyone in attendance is done sobbing and it's Dean's turn, he pulls out this crumpled piece of paper, and reads from it:
"I love you more than my baby,
I love you more than pie.
Now let's cut the bullshit and get married,
Before anybody else dies."
And that's it.
It's either that, or he looks up at Cas at the end and says "Please don't leave me because you hate your job at the Post Office." Everyone else is confused, but Cas just bursts out laughing.
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