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{SPN} Episode 14

Hello darkness, my old friend.....

I've come to talk with you again.....

WHY IS MY HEART BREAKING?

WE'RE BAAAAACK PEOPLE!

AND THEY DID A ZOOM WATCH PARTY WITH ERIC KRIPKE AND MISHA AND I GOT IN IT AND AH!

BUT ANYWAYS EPISODE FREAKOUT TIME

I. LOVE. MS. BUTTERS. I LITERALLY DO NOT HAVE THE WORDS CAPABLE TO SHOW MY ADORATION AND LOVE FOR THIS WOOD NYMPH. IVE ONLY HAD HER FOR TWO MINUTES BUT IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HER ID MURDER EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND THEN MYSELF.

DEAN HAS SCOOBY DOO UNDERPANTS. REPEAT DEAN HAS SCOOBY DOO UNDERPANTS I CANT-

HE SAID HE KILLED HITLER AGAIN. HE SAID MEAT MAN AGAIN. DAMMIT I LOVE THIS EPISODE TOO MUCH ALREADY.

JAAAACKKKK MY BABY BEAN ARE YOU OKAY?? I KNOW HE'S STAYING IN HIS ROOM BUT AT LEAST DEAN IS TRYING TO TALK TO HIM. DEAN YOU'RE A GOOD DAD.

I LOVE THE FAMILY DYNAMIC OF THE BUNKER TOO MUCH FOR IT TO BE HEALTHY.

I WORSHIP MS. BUTTERS

SHE MADE IT CHRISTMAS OH MY GOD MY FANFICTION DREAMS ARE BECOMING REALITY IM CRYINNNN

JACK WITH A SMOOTHIE MUSTACHE IS  THE CUTEST LITTLE THING-

THEY CELEBRATED SAM'S BIRTHDAY, IM LEGIT CRYING THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED TO SEE IN SUPERNATURAL ROLLED INTO ONE MONTAGE- well except for Destiel and a couple other things but STILL. EVERYTHING!!!

AGH, SHE'S SO GOOD FOR DEAN AND JACK I LOVE HER.

DEAN IS SMILING. DEAN IS HAPPY OH MY GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD

I JUST-

I CANT-

I CANT DECIDE WHAT'S MORE PURE AND ADORABLE, DEAN IN HIS SCOOBY DOO NIGHTGOWN OR JACK IN PJS. BOTH ARE HURTING MY HEART WITH PURENESS.

SHE'S LIKE A MOM I LOVE HER

SHE'S LIKE EVERYTHING GOOD ABOUT ELLEN AND JODI AND MISSOURI AND BOBBY ROLLED INTO ONE, SHE'S BEEN HERE 5 MINUTES AND ALREADY A BETTER MOTHER THAN MARY EVER WAS.

AH DAMMIT OF COURSE THERE'S A CATCH. HAPPINESS IN THIS SHOW IS ALWAYS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

JACK SAID SONOVABITCH OH MY GOD HE'S JUST LIKE HIS FATHER IM CRYING

SHIT SHIT SHIT.

DEAN'S LITTLE 'dammit' SUMMARIZED EVERYTHING I WAS FEELING.

I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT YOU MS. BUTTERS, IF YOU HURT MY BABY BEAN I WILL MURDER YOU.

THE WAY SHE JUST SO MATTER OF FACTLY HANDED DEAN A SANDWICH AND SAID "AND NOW WE'RE GONNA GO KILL JACK" THO-

AND DEAN THO

HE'S LIKE 'Crap, my new mom just told me to kill my son. Welp, having parents was overrated anyways'

AND SHE THREW HIM IN THERE TOO LMAO. AT LEAST JACK WON'T BE ABLE TO DOUBT THAT DEAN CARES ABOUT HIM RIGHT? RIIIIGHT?

AND SAAAAM

MY SHIP. MY SHIP HAS EMERGED. HE WENT ON A DATE!!!! I KNOW WHEN HE CAME BACK THINGS WENT TO SHIT , BUT STILL!!!!

Sam: Why didn't you call me??

Dean, the #1 Sam x Elieen shipper in the world: I thought you were.... practicing your sign language

DEAN.

DEAN YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE FANBOY.

I LOVE YOU.

THERE IS SOMETHING SO PURE AND PERFECT ABOUT DEAN SHIPPING SAM AND ELIEEN AND IT HURTS BUT I WANT HOURS OF IT.

LIKE IMAGINE HOW HAPPY HE'D BE AT THEIR WEDDING, I CANT-

DAMMIT THIS IS WHY SAM AND DEAN BETTER HAVE A HAPPY ENDING

JUST AAAAAHHHHHH

Jack: Is this gonna work?

Dean: Let's say yes.

THERE WAS SO MUCH FATHER SON BONDING IN THIS, I JUST-

DEAN YOU JUST MADE YOUR SON GET THROWN THROUGH A DOOR. TWICE.

Cas is gonna come back and hear what happened and just facepalm like "Dean I am never letting you babysit ever again, I do not trust you with our child"

SAM WAS MS. BUTTERS FAVORITE WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED LMAO

I LOVE THIS EPISODE

DEA-

OKAY I TAKE IT BACK I STILL LOVE HER. I CANT HELP IT.

SAM'S SMIRK WHEN SHE TOLD DEAN TO EAT HIS VEGETABLES, LIKE "Jerk, I've been telling you to do that, I told you so"

AND THEN SHE TELLS HIM TO CUT HIS HAIR I CANT-

Oh god

OHGODOHGODOHGODOHHOGOD

DEAN MAKE JACK A BIRTHDAY CAKE. THEY FINALLY CELEBRATED HIS BIRTHDAY WITH A CAKE AND AKDHRHBRJ4JI84IITJTJYNYJ5YJYJBBTHFHEHEHEHEHEJE !AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS????

DO YOU KNWO!??!?!?!?!

IM SO HAPPY. IM SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO FUCKING HAPPY WHAT SHOW DID I JUST WATCH, IM N E V E R THIS HAPPY WHEN A SUPERNATURAL EPISODE ENDS I JUST-

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

OH FUCK.

WHY DID I WATCH THE PROMO FOR THE NEXT EPISODE, THAT JUST CRUSHED MY HPAPINESS FASTER THAN ANYTHING.

"Theres something you and Sam should know."

No.

NONONONONONONO-
THE NEXT EPISODE IS THE EMOTIONAL TRAINWRECK IVE BEEN DREADING.

I'VE SEEN THAT SETTING IN THE PROMOS. I'VE SEEN CAS CRYING, DEAN CRYING-

CAS IS GONNA TELL DEAN ABOUT HIS DEAL WITH THE EMPTY IN THE NEXT EPISODE, ISN'T HE, AND I AM NOT GOING TO RECOVER EVER.

FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

THERE IT IS. I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE TO HAVE ONE DAMN EPISODE THAT DOESN'T END IN TOTAL PAIN AND HEARTBREAK.

JUST WHY.