America:
Me: Yo Muraca!
Ame: Wtf?? Go to bed dumbass!
Me: But I have a question!
Ame: No go to bed!
Me: This is more important please!
Me: What happened if I drank a whole store full of gatorade?
Ame: I would kill you before you step foot into a store full of gatorade...
Russia:
Me: Vodka man! I have a question!
Russia: No [Y/n]! Go to sleep got damnit!
Me: do you think cats will take over the world? And if so who will it's ruler be?
Russia: Hell yeah they will! And it will be me and you my queen!
Me: I love you
Canada:
Me: Morning maple~
Syrup man: [Y/n]????
Me: No duh who else would it be dumbass?
Syrup man:.....
Me: WAIT PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!
Syrup man: Go to bed it's 3am in the morning!
Me: Do you think every stuff animal is alive when your not looking and have a conversation with the other stuff animals?
Syrup man:....
Syrup man: stop watching toy story movies
Me: ;-;
Ukraine:
Me: If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo.
Ukraine: [Y/n] no.
Philippines:
Me: Are fish floating or drowning?
Philip: Mahal go to bed.
Me: no.
North Korea:
Me: How does Mike Wazoski cry?
NK: Left on read 3:01 am
Me: This is why no one loves you.
Hi guys I'm back,
I finally updated yay! Also I made a friend at school his name is Danny Dorito DeVito that's what i call him and Dorito DeVito if you see this.. Just know I lub you (no homo but just as freinds :D lol). Also I don't know what to be for Halloween, I want to be in a Dino onsie or be Georgie from IT and I watched Chapter holy I cried Cheese grit I cried. Eddie and Stanley I loved both you, you guys where awesome sauce characters.-Andy
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FanfictionYeetus deletus this is my very first one-shot shiat! So uhh be warned there is cringe in here and please don't stealio my storyio! TankQ! -Also, there are some smut(?) in here even though I said no smut/lemon I decided that I would give it a go, but...
