Russia:
-you guys have a queen bed
-you kick this hoe off like trash
-you are the bed hog
-doesn't give a damn anymore
-sleeps on the floor
America:
-this hoe
-this bish
-you sleep on the floor
-hogs the damn floor?????
-you sleep on the couch
-bish hogs it too
Canada:
-his the bed
-your his blanket
-cute ass mf couple
Belarus:
-you r bed
-boobs pillow
-is a koala
-kisses and cuddles
Ukraine:
-you don't have 1 or 2 or 3 blankets
-but 7
-7 ass fluffy blankets
-you have 4
-he gets 3
Philippines:
-he da big spoon
-he wants you in his arms knowing u r safe
-:)
-make sure u are warm
Japan:
-you fall asleep
-u r the spoon
-takes pictures of u
-kisses ur nose when u asleep
North Korea:
-you would hug the pillow
-man is jelly of a pillow
-you cling on to him
-you would sleep on top of him sometimes
-he would have a hard time breathing
-ur boobs suffocate him
welp crud tomorrow is school and i hate it but need me edgimication for smort and college, well good night everyone!^^
10/20/19 9:00pm unedited
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