- Is it just me , or the puddle of blood gotten bigger - Catboy asked in a shaky voice .
- It does seems so , yeah - I said flatly .
- Is it really blood ? - He questioned.
- Why don't we skip this one ? - Dazai had fear in his tone .
- No we just wipe it off - Atsushi said .
Dazai's face turned pale , his eyes widened in fear .
- Wha-,what if it's really blood ? I'm scared . - He was utterly terrified.
- I'm sure it's not - I said .
- I have an idea - just like that the fear disappeared from Dazai and he was gleaming again - let's go check mine ! - and pushed Atsushi and me towards his .
What we saw inside , now that was scary . It was empty , besides a rope hung around the middle .
- Dazai style Suïcide, Corner Locker - he exclaimed.
- That's too creepy - Tigerboy cried out .
- Nah , Dazai ,you taking this too far .
- No , wait , see it doubles as a coffin , I hang myself and then it falls to the side . And like that , it's pretty budget friendly.
- Please don't try to sell it - Atsushi was fed up .
- Now that we are done , we can go get some food - and Dazai walked off .
- Wait you just wanted to show off your locker .- I yelled after him .
- Good grief - Tigerbaby started wiping off one of the lockers .
What we didn't know , that a little later that day , Dazai's locker will actually become his coffin , as he will meet a painful death .
- Atsushi, I'm gonna go ask Dr. Yosano if it's ok to clean her locker okay ? - I turned to the sweet boy .
- Sure .
I went down to the infirmary, where the doctrine spent most of her hours . She was looking at her computer when I walked in .
- Akiko , Atsushi and me are on cleaning duty , I wanted to asked if it ok for us to open your locker , there is some red stuff leaking from it - I said .
- Y/N , hey . - She looked up - ohhh no , my wine , probably a bottle broke . Yess , please , thank you .Ugh so it's just wine, thank goodness.
- Alright , see you later - and I waved at her , and went back to Atsushi.
- It's just some red wine , we can go ahead and clean it - I assured him .
We were done fast , now that Dazai was gone . Well , almost done , as an angry Kunikida shoved an unconscious brunette in a corner locker .
He found his "How to make my ideal , serious , hard working Dazai " book in the trash , and went vivid .
Yess , The suicide coffin locker got it's intended use .
The bandaged maniac stayed locked up there for the rest of the day .
I have to remind myself to let him out before we all go home . I thought to myself .
Which I forgot , as when we closed up , Ranpo jumped on my back .
- Y/N ! Let's go , you promised !
- Yess , yess . Please get off so I can put my stuff away and put my coat on .
He got off , and sat on my desk , waiting for me .Lily happily jumped around us , when we got inside my home .
The Great Detective seemed to like her . After giving my puppy some love , I showed him around my apartment. He played around with my rats , while I went to the bathroom to change into some sweats .
- So , Ranpo , I was thinking, instead of a cake , we could make cupcakes, then we can bring some later on to the dorms for the others - I said while taking out a bowl and a mixer .
- I love cupcakes- He replied happily .
Obviously he wasn't of any help with baking , as a matter of fact , he was just tasting the batter and the icing , while I did all the work . I didn't mind , he was so adorable. I still couldn't believe he is 26 .
I put the trays in the oven to bake , and got out some chips from the cupboard for Ranpo to much on the meantime.
- Fanksayou- ( Thank you ) He said with his mouth full .
- Can we watch murder documentaries ? - he asked after finally eating the whole bag .
- Sure , the cupcakes are gonna be ready in a bit so I have to keep an eye on the oven . But , here - I handed him the remote control- look for a good one .
- Mhmph - was the answer he gave .
Shortly I took the cupcakes out , Ranpo chose a documentary. Which we watched while the baked goods cooled off .
Watching something like this with him , requires patience. He doesn't stop talking , leaving cocky remarks , basically solving the whole murder , and cussing out the detectives on how incompetent they were . It truly was an experience, not a pleasant one to be honest .
- Such an easy case , how are they questioning the shop assistant, it was the manager. Morons - he yelled at my screen .
- Ranpo , honey , why are we watching this , if all you do the whole time is cuss the TV out ? - I sighed .
- I could have solved this case , without using my ability, in just a few minutes- he added .
- Sure my love , of course - I patted his head .
After the documentary , we decorated the cupcakes.
For Atsushi I tried to make a white and black striped tiger face .Which didn't really work out , but the effort is what counts . Right ?
For Kyouka , Ranpo actually helped . We draw little flowers on the cupcake with icing .
For Kenji , I tried to make a sunflower, he really reminds me of one , so I thought it would be fitting .
For the President and his assistant both we draw cats with the icing . Yosano got butterfly decoration.
For Kunikida I just did simple white icing , with a cherry . For Dazai I just wrote 'suicide' , I think it's perfectly fitting for him .
Ranpo ... well he ate like 8 plain cupcakes and was full .
I packed all of the little cakes up , and got Lily on the leash .
- Alright , I'm gonna give these out , since I have to take you back anyways- I smiled at Ranpo as we got going .

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My life in Yokohama (Bsdxreader)
FanfictionBungo stray dogs fanfic . The book follows Y/N after moving to Yokohama and joining the Armed Detective Agency . There will be some romance , and smut as well .