KarEena the Beginning of a Saga

47.

Sunday Morning, almost noon at HM house

HM is busy cleaning her room while KS is in HM bathroom. Nowadays KS doesn't even bother to go to the guestroom.. She uses HM bathroom..

The phone on the side stand was ringing.. HM looks at the phone and picks it up..

HM to herself: DSP sir..? Aaj chutti ke din kyun phone kar rahe hain
hume..? Khair.. Kuch zaruri baat hi hogi..

She recieves the call...

HM: Jai Hind Sir!

DSP: Ms Mallik...? Aaa Jai Hind!
KS ka phone aapke pass kaise?

HM slips out her tongue and slaps her hand over her forhead silently..

HM to herself in her mind: shit shit.. Ye kya kardia humne.. Ab kya kahen DSP sir se...

DSP: Hello..? Ms. Mallik.. Aap sun rahi hain?

HM: Aa... Haan.. Jee sir.. Wo... Wooo.. Case related kuch discuss karna tha toh.. Wo KS kuch zaruri files lekar aayin thin yaha humare ghar..

DSP: Acha.. Toh abhi wo kahan hain? Kya hum unse baat kar sakte hain.. ??

HM: Jee Sir.. Bikul.. Aaa... Aabaa... Wo.. Wo.. Unka pet garbar hai thora. Toh wo.. Wo... Wo.. Bathroom me....

HM squeezes her eyes thinking of what KS would do to her for saying all this..

DSP: Kya baat hai.. Kabhi unka gala kharab hota hai.. Kabhi unka pet kharab hojata hai.. Bohat kamzor hogyin hain KS aaj kal.. Lagta hai lambi chutti deni paregi unhe..

HM regrets sayin all that..

HM: aa.. Sir.. Aap.. Wo 5 min me aapko call back karengi.. Hum abhi batate hain unko..

DSP: jee thik hai..

Call disconnects..

HM to herself: ye kya kardia Haseena aapne.. KS jaan se mar dalegi aapko...

HM knocks at the bathroom door..

HM: KS... bahar aaiye..

KS: ama kaa hai MS??

HM: bahar aaiye aap abhi.. Fauran..

KS: arey hum nahi aa sakte abhi...

HM: KS kuch urgent baat hai.. aap abhi isi wakt bahar aaiye..

KS to herself: ama yaar..kaa musibat hai.. Chain se nahane bhi nahi detin...

HM: KS aap nikal rahi hain ya...

KS: arey.. kaa aise hi ajayen.. Rukiye jara...

HM: jaise hain waise ajaiye..

KS: ama bhakk...

KS opens the door.. Standing naked in front of HM.. Covered with soap bubbles all over.. Fuming in anger..

HM closes her eyes in annoyance and turns her face away..

HM: KS ye kya hai.. Aap aise..

KS while grittin her teeth..

KS: Aapne oder dia na SHO madam.. Jaise hain waise aajaiye... Toh lijye aagaye hum..

HM: arey yaar.. Humara wo matlab nahi tha.. Aur kam se kam towel toh lapet leti ek...

KS: Haa.. Matlab hum apna taulia ko sabun ke jhaag se pehle hi ganda karden..
Fir nahane ke baad kaa istemal karenge ..
Aur agar galti se.. Matlab galti se bhi aapka taulia istemaal kar lia toh aap jaan kha jayenge humara...