Caesar: Yn, I know what you are thinking.
Yn: And what is that?
Caesar: That this *points at a picture of Law* can be fixed. He can't be. You can't fix him, so focus on yourself-
Yn: Oh no, I don't want to fix him. He is perfect the way he is
Caesar: Oddly adorable-
Yn: But, he can ruin me. I won't mind that
Caesar:...
Yn: :]
Caesar: You really are your father's daughter...
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Yn: Can you leave me the hell alon?
Doflamingo: Nope~ Why should I?
Yn: I don't even know you, man. And you are old.
Doflamingo: I am no-
Yn: The hairstyle you have right now was popular in the Stone Age, and the feathers on the coat you are wearing were from the ancestors of modern-day birds, that you haunted down personally by you
Doflamingo:... words can hurt
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Cracker: And my soldiers here- Where did they all go?!
*Yn, quietly eating the cookie soldiers*
Cracker: Oh my God, she is insane. SHE IS PERFECT!
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Yn: Why are there two cups of water getting heated on the stove?
Luffy: Sanji had no time cooking rice today, so I am doing it. I am just following the instructions.
Yn: And what do they say?
Luffy: Heat up two cups of water. I am doing that right now.
Yn:... You know what, I am nobody who should judge other people's cooking skills.
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Penguin: Words that end with 'ie' are always so wholesome.
Shachi: Mhm! Like cutie, sweetie...
Yn: Cookie-
Law: Die.
Penguin:... That's not it.
Shachi:... Uhm, no-
Yn, ignoring them: Aww... That's so cute
Law: See? It counts.
Penguin: What am I doing wrong?
Shachi: I'd like to know, too.
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Monet: I am so upset.
Law: How tragic.
Yn, while undercover: I am so sorry to hear that. What happened-
Monet: Shut the fuck up!
Law:...
Yn: Alright, fuck you then. Hope your day gets worse.
Monet:???
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Zoro: Hey, can I ask you something?
Yn: Yeah, sure.
Zoro: Do you love me?
Yn: Zoro, we are married.
Zoro: Yeah, but did you marry me platonically or romantically.
Yn: I will divorce you if you don't let me sleep.
Zoro: Never mind. I didn't ask anything.
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Hiyori: Can you come and collect your freak man? He is acting weird.
Yn, looks at Kid: No, sorry. He needs his enrichment
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Lola: What would you do in my place if your parents disapproved of a marriage ?
Yn: I don't know
Lola: Exactly, that's why-
Yn: No, I meant it as I really don't know since my parents are dead.
Lola:...
Yn: The best thing I can do is contact them through an ouija board.
Lola, while sobbing and hugging Yn: Cookie here, my poor child
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Magellan: Why are you two not scared of me?
Buggy: Straw Hat told me not to be.
Luffy: I think you should be the one scared of her.
Magellan: Huh?
Yn, while holding out her plate and utensils: Where is the poison? I don't have all day here!
*Magellan, having an identity crisis in the corner*
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Yandere!One Piece x Reader
أدب الهواةAll (Y/n) wanted was to free her home country from Sir Crocodile's tyranny, not get a bounty on her head and being pulled into the adventures with the Straw Hats. But deciding to stay positive, (Y/n) will use this time furthering her research and ma...
