Yandere!One Piece x Reader

Chapter Eighty-Three

Me while listening to Hold them down from the Ithaca saga: 💃🏻😰💃🏻😰💃🏻😰💃🏻😰💃🏻😰

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I want to know what sort of substances the parents were using to name a pair of children Shamrock and Shanks☠️☠️☠️☠️
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"So, that's how it is? You lost your wife in the mansion." Lola asked as both her and Nami sat in the garden and talked, bot Usopp and Chopper watching from the side lines in confusion and shock.
'When did (Y/n) and Nami marry? Was I passed out during the ceremony? Did they both get drunk and do it on accident? No, (Y/n) does drink from time to time but not to the point of getting drunk and marrying. I didn't know feminine men were her type. I didn't even know Nami is a man.'

Chopper's mind was working overtime to grasp the whole situation, unsure what to believe or say aside from occasionally nodding his head when Nami would ask him or Usopp to confirm something.

While Chopper had this turmoil in his head, Usopp had something else on his mind as he stared at Nami.
'Wait so... I know Nami and (Y/n) aren't married, so I still have a chance. Maybe I could borrow one of Robin' dresses? If (Y/n) really likes feminine guys, I might have a better shot now.'
Nami sadly sighed, earning the attention of the two again.

"I really miss her. You know, we had a small argument, and I just left her alone so that we can both cool off, and now she is completely gone. I don't know where to look." Nami sobbed as Lola pat her shoulder.
'Oh! Nami is good!' Usopp and Chopper thought, surprised that Lola was falling for the act.

"It's alright. Everyone has those arguments! I know how many Abaslom and I have every day. It's mainly over him signing the wedding certificate, though." Lola sighed as Nami nodded her head.
"He is missing out on so much, you know! But, just don't give up your pursuing, alright?"
Giving the zombie woman a thumbs up, Nami watched as she fell to her knees and thanked her.

"By the way, you know this place better than we do. Where could I look first for (Y/n)?"
Lolastayed quiet, slowly getting up as she thought over the possibilities.
"Well, there aren't a lot of places a lost wife could be in. Does she have a tendency to wander off?"
"She does at times. I swear, she has the smartest pair of (e/c) eyes, but she can be an airhead regardless." Nami giggled, blushing as she thought about the girl.
"I see- Wait!"

Usopp and Chopper jumped up as they saw Lola freeze.
'Oh no! She saw through Nami!'
Nami gulped as well, wondering what Lola was thinking about.
'So, (e/c) eyes, her name is (Y/n), and Nami said that she has the cutest nose she ever saw earlier.... It can't be... No nono! Moria, you won't come in the way of two lovers!'

Lola huffed, and Nami backed away a little when she took notice of her glare.
"Lola, are you-"
"Say, does (Y/n) have a wanted poster or something?"
The question took the trio by surprise, but Usopp quickly recovered and spoke up.
"Yes. Her bounty is around 170 million. Why?"
The trio watched in confusion as Lola started pacing around before taking her swords out and pointed one at Nami.

"Nami!!" Chopper and Usopp yelled as they rushed to her side.
"Lola, are you alright?"
"I am fine! But, don't worry, I know where your beloved is! I will bring her to you, I promise!"
"You... Do you know where she is?"
The three pirates asked, not expecting Lola to know or make a promise like that, but they had no time to think over it as Absalom's voice could be heard from the distance.

"Not him! I thought he passed out!" Nami paled while Lola charged at him.
"Don't worry! I will handle my beloved Absalom! Focus on staying alive! I will bring (Y/n) back to you as soon as possible!"
"Thank you!"
"Thank you, Lola!"
The trio yelled and ran off.