KUWTK EPISODE FIVE

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BACK TO KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS EP #5

Dylan was lazing on the couch when the doorbell rang.

When he shuffled towards it, he opened the door wide.....and finds his entire former class in his front doorstep.

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In an interview with Dylan about that moment.

Dylan:The memories were, like, wow. They just came flooding back. _Gestures wildly._

Somewhere around the world something exploded.

Dylan: Like the time when James got into a fight with Valerian...when David pretended to be a frog by shouting like a frog attracting mates....you know.

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Dylan: Hey guys!!

No one notices. They all flood into his house and sat in the couch. The unlucky ones sat on the floor, and even on the table.

Dylan:-_-

"Adeline": Hi Dylan! What's this about a love triangle eh?

Adeline is a an aspiring writer, who had 200 books published and made $1738494973647498473782 a year.

[Chika]: yells Silence!

=David=: Quiet please! Oh, never mind, we never did follow the rules anyway!

Everyone laughs, but eventually quietens anyway.


[Chika]: Right! So, have everyone heard of the Keira-Dylan-Idk love triangle, right?

+Someone+: Yeah! Keira and Dylan love each other!

Everyone nods in agreement.

#James#: So you want us to murder Idk? Sure why not! Just gimme a chainsaw and it'll be over quick.

[Chika]: No no no! We have to make it look like an accident so Keira won't suspect anything and stop loving Dylan!

%Ellisya%: Okay how about this! We arrange a place for Idk to go. Then, we half saw a branch off and tie a string around it. So when he's under it, pull the string and BOOM! Our problem is solved.

{Brian}: Yeah! We can also arrange the meeting near a storm so it'll also look like an accident!

¥Cleantha¥: Wait....You know we're plotting a murder, and the penalty for that is death?

Everyone thinks deeply, and contemplates the existence of the universe...and shakes their heads no.


"Adeline": Meh. Even if were found out, I have a trust fund that'll bail us out.


¥Cleantha¥: How big is it?

"Adeline": Trust me. It's big enough.






Will they pull off the plot? Will Keira find out? Stay tuned for more episodes of Keeping Up With Kardashians!

This episode was brought to you by Ellisya's spams.

Oh and credit goes to Ellisya for the branch plan!

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