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Raphael: ....
Raphael: wait a minute
Raphael: >to walkie-talkie< GUYS ARE YOU OKAY
>The walkie-talkie does not reply.<
Raphael: Oh crap oh crap oh crap
>Raphael types frantically on his Batman-esque computer.<
Raphael: GUYS CAN YOU HEAR ME
Raphael: ARE YOU DEAD
Raphael: ARE YOU DEAD OMG ANSWER
Raphael: Guys
Raphael: Guys pls
Raphael: If you're dead, answer me
Raphael: OH MY GERD
Raphael: GONNA CALL ME PEEPS
>Raphael calls Jonathan.<
Raphael: Jonatha-
Jonathan: I'VE SEEN THE NEWS
Raphael: Oh good you know what's going on!
Jonathan: HOW THE FRICKITY FRACK AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL THEIR FANS
Jonathan: "Hello ladies and gentlemen, Keira Kardashian, you know, your favorite celebrity, is dead, eaten by a huge human like on Attack on Titans, GOD BLESS AMERICA."
Jonathan: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NOT GET KILLED BY TOMS OF FANS?!! THIS IS THE END OF MY CAREER
Raphael: -_- ...so all you care about is your job?!?
Jonathan: Uhh..
Raphael: Never mind that, we need to find a way to extract their bodies out of James, and get James out of the way too!
Raphael: My computer had already scanned James's current location, and now all we need is to somehow get it to take out all the humans...
Jonathan: Maybe poop it out?!?
Raphael: What ew do you even like them to make hem have that horrible fate?!
>Suddenly, the walkie-talkie crackles to life.<
Dylan: Yo, we're still alive!!
Raphael: >very relieved< WHAT THE HECK YES
Raphael: I'm not even going to question that miracle, but YAS
Dylan: and you're sure you're not gay...
Raphael: Dude I'm very straight
Raphael: So straight I'm an actual ruler
Raphael: So straight I'm curvy
Dylan: straight= heterosexual, curvy=gay 😏
Raphael: Pls stop I'm calling the police
Dylan: Anyways, GET US OUT OF HERE
Jonathan: I'M tRyInG
Dylan: Also, we have good news!
Dylan: We found out, after being cooped up for a few minutes in James's belly (thanks a lot Raph for helping), that James can actually hear us, and that Adeline's phone can somehow have WiFi.
Dylan: It took some tries, but then Adeline can finally access YouTube, and play James's favorite anime theme song!
Raphael: Oh my gosh, really?!
Jonathan: >frantically< WAIT DON'T PLAY IT NOW IT WILL HAVE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES
Dylan: >too cheerfully< Too late, Adeline's playing it right now! ;D
What was the severe consequence Jonathan was talking about? Will Dylan and his friends survive.. whatever Jonathan was talking about? Find out in the next episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians!
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HumorA TV show for adults, written by a kid for a couple kids, and posted in Wattpad for teenagers over seventeen. What could go wrong? I have the answer. Everything.
