KUTWK SEASON THREE EPISODE FIVE

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Previously on Keeping Up with the Kardashians...

Dylan: OMFG YOU ACTUALLY ARE!

Raphael: No we are not...

Keira: You dumbass

Mr Kim: YOU ARE LATE FOR CLASS!!!

Raphael: We are in class you little motherfu-

Mr Kim: Shut up before I give you a yellow form!

Mr. Kim: >pulls out his yellow form gun but noticed his hand is empty<

Raphael: >spinning the Gun< Nah. You are following my rules now Mr Raisin.

Dylan: 👏 Well played

>Badass music starts playing<

Entire class: Ooooohhhhh

Keira: RAphAel dOnT gEt hUrt

Class: LEZ GET OUT

Mr Kim: I still have the key to the door

Class: Give it to us

Mr Kim: One lesson first, it will be a fun one

Dylan: What, Torture the Raisin 101?

>that sound when you get roasted<

Background: OOOOOOOOOOHHHH BURN!!!

Mr Kim: >trying to be dignified< It's about the history of Assassins and Templars.

Raphael: You believe in fiction made by Ubisoft?

Mr Kim: It's is real

Dylan: If it's fiction, it's fiction. Or did they not teach you that

Mr Kim: ENOUGH! >snaps his fingers and his entire hand falls off due to old-ness while leather straps strap all the students to their chairs<

Jonathan: >whispers<Can u get us out?

Raphael: >whispers back< Don't worry, I have a sword here...

Jonathan: ... what else did you bring?

Raphael: A machine gun, two more
Katanas, a couple grenades and an entire-

Jonathan: Wtf how do you hide all of these weapons?!?

Raphael: You... really don't want to know...

Will they escape or will Mr Kim imprison them forever?
Find out on the next episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians!

P.S: Credit to jmgjmgj350 for writing this chapter! Show him love for taking the workload off me!

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