KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS SEASON TWO EPISODE TWENTY
Mr. Kim: Guardss! Capture them!!!
Guards move. Slowly.
Brian: Yeah, about that...
Camera zooms into his face.
Brian: I actually have an appointment.... in Australia....
Dylan: >dramatic gasp<
Chika: >dramatic gasp<
Dylan: What?!? Da heck you mean?!? You're moving?!? But??? I'm??? Not prepared??? For this???
>In an interview with Brian<
Brian: >shrugs< Now that I've divorced with Chika-
>cue sad music<
Brian: America's becomes too hot for both of us, you know?
Brian: So I'm moving to Australia... which is warmer than America...
Brian: >whispers to himself< I've made a mistake.
Brian: But it's fine, because at least I don't have to be captured by Mr Raisin-cat. :D
>Back to harsh, harsh reality<
Mr. Kim: Eh? You're going to my homeland, mate?
>cue overdue (hey that rhymes) information slide!<
Mr. Kim was born in Australia in the year where dinosaurs were first born, and had lived with a traumatic physical condition called 'Kawaii Cat Ears', which were first recognized and categorized by anime fangirls in whatever year anime went global. He was very patriotic of his country.
Mr. Kim: Statically, thats very nice. Very nice. Fine, you can go. Have fun in Aussie!
Brian: Lol okay, bye!
Dylan: What the actual fu-
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Keeping Up With the Kardashians
HumorA TV show for adults, written by a kid for a couple kids, and posted in Wattpad for teenagers over seventeen. What could go wrong? I have the answer. Everything.
