KUTWK SEASON FOUR EPISODE FIVE
Last time on Keeping Up with the Kardashians...
>LaoShi WaWa's heavy weight managed to bring down the entire plane. The crash was so big that they got buried under 5 feet of sand.<
Dylan: JDJAKNSNXNNALDJELDHDKDJ
Jonathan: STOP SAYING GIBBERISH THAT'S HOW YOU DIE YOU IDIOT
>Both of them then consequently passed out with the rest of their friends.<
>After the crash, Dylan saw a person in a skull-like mask dragging everyone under a tree.<
Dylan >blacks out every once in a while<:
Wha....
Are...
Yu...
Doin?...
>Dylan faints<
>Dylan feels as if he is being pulled through sand.<
Unknown: >muffled< Argh. Finally got them all... They were lucky I saw what happened
Dylan: >suddenly wakes up< What da heck
Dylan: Dis some creepy shirt going around
Dylan: >winks at mysterious person< BUT I LIKE IT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Unknown: Oh shie--
Unknown panics and punches Dylan in the face to knock him out.
>5 days later...<
In an interview with Dylan:
Dylan: I think it was a week?
Dylan: DON'T GET THE TIMELINE CONFUSED OR I'LL SUE YOUR FINE ASS
Dylan: I mean what
>Fine, "A week later"<
Keira: What happened?
Dylan: Lao Shi Wawa crashed plane, remember? That's why we're stranded on an island.
Lindsay: How is she that fat?!
Dylan: ...We gave her the Bloated Candies remember?
Jonathan: Why is there sand in my pants?
Dylan: That I don't know...
Justin: What do we do now?
Earlene: Spell put SOS with something?
Jonathan: NOBODY WILL SEE IT! NOBODY IS NEAR HERE!
Dylan: Stop shouting! I saw someone dragging us under the shade before I blacked out!
Earlene: So there's around a
1/7,000,000,000 chance somebody finds us...
Earlene: Don't ask me how I knew that okay I just know..
Jonathan: It's small but it's still a chance. Lez get to work.
>They collect materials to spell out SOS.<
>As they make the first 'S' they hear a sound.<
Jonathan: Is that what I think it is?
Dylan: There's a small chance it's a-
What did they hear? Was it friend or foe? Will they be rescued? Find out on the next episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians!
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