KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS SEASON 2 EP #7
Keira went online.
Keira: Dylan?!? Where are you?
Dylan: Sorry! 😓I'm otw. Stuck in traffic.
Keira: Been spamming your WhensApp the whole time! Didn't realize you were in Former 6Love Group Chat..
Keira: With yourself... Been reminiscing those times huh?
Dylan: Hehe... It's a long story, I'll tell you later. Btw I'm here, u ready?
Keira: Yeah! Be out in a min.
The camera focuses onto Keira in her room, clearly stressing out.
Keira: No time! This dress should be ok.
The dress was blue, but she paired with some navy blue pants. >Or whatever girls wear on dates. Ain't a good guesser.<
Keira goes out of the room.
Dylan: K-Keira! How ar- Holy shit-
Keira: >Gives warning glare.<
Dylan: I mean, shiitake mushrooms!
Keira: That's better :D Let's go!
Dylan: >Opens door for her.< >Like a GENTLEMAN.<
>The imaginary fan girls scream.<
_The cameraman snickers as Keira instead goes around and to the driver seat.<
Dylan: :( Why some you let me drive..
Keira: I'm sorry, but I trust myself more than your driving... >Points to multiple scratches in the hood.<
Dylan: What?! It was one time!
Keira: That makes it worse! I know you bought this car yesterday!
Dylan: Fine...
Inside the car...
Dylan: KEIRA WATCH OUT
Keira: BUT THAT WAS A CONNECTOR PEN SALE! I NEEDED MORE!
Dylan: >Was thrown into the backseat because of turbulence, kinetic energy, wind, etc. etc. <
Keira: Dylan! >Pushes foot on gas pedal accidentally.<
The BMW became a roller coaster with no height limits, no seat belts on, >except Keira who was a responsible driver< and certainly no rails.<
The car crashes into a Ferrari, whose driver was..
Keira: VALERIAN?!?
Valerian: The SH-
Keira: >Sends death glare<
Valerian: SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS!
Dylan's BMW backflips and *almost* lands perfectly on Valerian's Ferrari. Fortunately folks, Valerian was in the driver seat, or he would have lost his head. >Literally<
Like all cheesy movies, all Keira, Dylan >but he fainted first< Valerian, and hopefully some people in the audience, blacked out.<
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Reminiscing: remembering
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