KUWTK Valentine’s Seasonal Special(Yes we know it’s too late now but we don’t care)
At Dylan’s house:
Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP MY SOLE PURPOSE IS TO SCREAM AT YOU UNTIL YOU AWAKE BEEP BEEP M E G A B E E P
Dylan: AND MY SOLE PURPOSE IS DESTROY OBJECTS LIKE YOU M E G A Y E E T-
Dylan breaks the alarm becuz he need help.
Oh wait his alarm is is phone lol.
Dylan: FU- I mean, damnnn I got a weird problem...
( I mean, his whole entire life exists for a stupid TV show, what else do you expect )
Dylan walks to his cabinet where he stores boxes upon boxes of iPhone X’s.
Narrator (Raph) : Boi wtf
Dylan reboots his phone, inserts SIM card, etc etc, and opens it to check the time.
Dylan: (gasps) ITS [insert date here]!!! ITS VALENTINES DAY!!!!
Dylan goes to a Facebook group and invite everyone for a reunion in prison.
I mean their old high school... FBI / every other school teacher (whichever's scarier) don’t arrest me... :(
on facebook
Dylan: ( to the class group chat ) GUYS WE NEED TO HAVE A REUNION!!!
Raphael: Who still uses Facebook? Whatsapp OP
Dylan: Then why are you online?
~Burned boi~
Raphael: Cuz I have no life from doing many other things than flirting with guys which I swore your New Year’s Resolution was to stop doing that...
(Ooof that was cold)
Dylan: 😭
Raphael: Will anybody else even read your message?
Everyone is suddenly online, just to spite Raphael.
Raphael: 😑
Dylan: Perfect👌
Dylan: Let's meet at the [ insert expensive brand name ] Ballroom!! It's fancy-ass frick and only costs $∞, which everyone can afford!
Raphael: We're not.... As rich as you...
Davis: yolo I can afford everyone's tickets lol just freeload on me :DD
Adeline: Are we your friends or do you consider us gold diggers
Davis: Friends are just elevated gold diggers that accept that I can only hold human conversations in WhatsApp, and I give them things when they don't ask for it :))
Keira: I'm fine with Davis spoiling us all, LEZZ GOOOO!!!
Raphael: Ohh shi-
Keira’s forgotten death glare ( somehow through the screen ).
And somehow Raph's phone starts to play Darth Vader music.
Raphael: Wait I'm the hacker in this story ( not including even more OP Jonathan )
Raphael: Also, beeeech u can’t control me
Keira: NOOOOOOOOOO
Lindsay: Ya u Raph it’s rude to return your birthday gifts!
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Keeping Up With the Kardashians
HumorA TV show for adults, written by a kid for a couple kids, and posted in Wattpad for teenagers over seventeen. What could go wrong? I have the answer. Everything.
