In the new, revamped version of the Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season Three...
Our peopl- characters had come to face an evil teacher- I mean, an evil, old mastermind.
Fate had tied them to an undefiable competition... one that will make suspicions arise, aimed for the most innocent of all..
Dylan: NO LINDSAY YOU CANNOT HAVE THE SOAP
Lindsay: WHY I'M SO DIRTY I NEED IT DAMNIT.
Raphael: EVERYONE CALM DOWN
>After much arguing<
Mr. Kim: YOU NASTY LITTLE ARSEHOLES SHUT YOUR MOUTHS UP BEFORE I GIVE YA'LL SOME YELLOW FORMS!
>Everyone goes quiet for a second.<
Raphael: WHO THE HECK CARES ANYWAYS?!?!? WE'RE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL ANYMORE YA OLD, PREHISTORIC RAISIN
Mr. Kim: >evil laugh that somehow turns into a hack that pops out a hairball<
Mr. Kim: But I'm not talking about those kinds of yellow forms...
>Mr. Kim suddenly whips out two twin guns that glow yellow.<
Mr. Kim: Behold, my COWBOY YELLOW FORM GUNS
>Pew pew pew<
>Mr. Kim shoots at Chika, but instead of dying, she turns into an old raisin of herself.<
Dylan: Oh shit
>Even at her brink of death, Chika glares at Dylan her infamous Death Vader glare.<
Dylan:... ttake mushrooms
Raphael: Shittake just got real, oh jeez we're so screwed
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Keeping Up With the Kardashians
HumorA TV show for adults, written by a kid for a couple kids, and posted in Wattpad for teenagers over seventeen. What could go wrong? I have the answer. Everything.
