Last time on Keeping Up with the Kardashians...
Jonathan: IT WAS NOT A POWER YOU READERS! IT WAS A COINCIDENCE! THERE IS
NO SUH THING AS MAGIC
Dylan: I STILL WANT MY HOGWARTS LETTER
Lindsay: DAMN IT YOU ARE NOT GETTING YOU HOGWARTS LETTER
Cleantha: DON'T BULLY nMY FWIEND MAN
Lindsay: I CAN DAMN SAY WHATEVER I WANT
Dylan: GUYs chiLL NO MURDER BEFORE DINNER
>Suddenly, lightning struck the plane.<
Dylan: WHAT THE HECK
Dylan: I THOUGHT WIZARDS' PLANES ARE LIGHTNING PROOF EVERYTHING IS A LIEE
Lindsay: FOOL HE WASNT A WIZARD AT ALL CMON MAN
Lao Shi Wawa: 你以为我已经消失?! (You thought I had disappeared?!)
Dylan: >gasp< Where is the she-demon coming from?!? I don't see her in the plane!
Jonathan: She's not on the plane... >points at window<
Jonathan: She's on the plane.
>Everyone looks out the plane windows, and sees Lao Shi Wawa in her final form..<
>She has snakes for hair instead, and she had her own faces growing out of her body!<
Keira: How the heck did she get out?!?
Lao Shi Wawa: 傻瓜! 当您发送我返回到我的主页，当然我想知道我的出路 (IMBECILES! WHEN YOU SENT ME BACK TO MY HOME, OF COURSE I WOULD KNOW MY WAY OUT.)
>Tentacles grabbed Keira and her friends, and dragged them out of the plane.<
Lao Shi Wawa: 现在的味道我的愤怒！ 从字面上!! (Now taste my fury! Literally!!)
>Candies flew out of her many mouths, and were instantly swallowed by everyone.<
Dylan: SHOOT THE CANDIES ARE SO BEYOND THEIR EXPIRY DATE ITS LITERAL ACID
Dylan: and why is it making me want to pee?!
Lao Shi Wawa: 没个男孩子都不可以厕所！（None of the boys can't go to the toilet!)
Nathan: THIS IS STARTING TO FEEL A LOT LIKE SCHOOL
Keira: Don't you get it?!? It is school!
YOU ARE READING
Keeping Up With the Kardashians
UmorismoA TV show for adults, written by a kid for a couple kids, and posted in Wattpad for teenagers over seventeen. What could go wrong? I have the answer. Everything.
