KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS SESSION TWO EPISODE #1
Recap:
Dylan: I KNEW IT!! WE COULDN'T TRUST IDK!
Since it has been a rough week, Chika decided to invite everyone to celebrate New Year.
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Keira walks to Caitlyn's room.
Knock knock knock.
Keira: Do you wanna build a snowman~?
Keira: It doesn't need to be a snowman~
Caitlyn: Go away Ann-, Keira! I mean Keira!
Keira: Okay bye~
CUE THE AUDIENCE GOING 'AWW'
Keira calls someone.
This someone is Dylan.
Obviously.
Keira: Hey Dylan?
Dylan: >eagerly< Did the Elsa song work?
Keira: No.
Dylan: Awww! I thought the cuteness would woo her over!
Keira: Woo? Ew what?
Dylan: WOO (verb):
Try to gain the love of (someone, typically a woman), especially with the view of marriage.
Keira: Did you read that off the dictionary?
Dylan: ...No.
Keira: I think you di-
Dylan: I read that off the internet, duhhhh. Who used the dictionary anymore??? Actual paper books are sooo old-fashioned.
Keira: K... Going back to the Caitlyn issue... She hasn't gone out of her room since the Idk accident! She hasn't even eaten anything!
Dylan: Then who ordered pizza yesterday? I found the box outside empty in ten seconds! It must be Caitlyn, she must've been so ravenous (hungry, for y'all uneducated peeps) or a really greedy person!
Keira: -_-
Keira: I ordered the pizza.
Dylan: 0_o Oh..
Keira: And I ate the pizza, you motherfu-
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Keeping Up With the Kardashians
HumorA TV show for adults, written by a kid for a couple kids, and posted in Wattpad for teenagers over seventeen. What could go wrong? I have the answer. Everything.
