Last time on episode thirteen of Keeping Up With the Kardashians...
Police Bro: James freeze and put your hands up!
James: Biccchhh hell noooo
>James runs away, despite the torrent of bullets shot at him.<
In an interview with Dylan:
Dylan: First of all...
Dylan: Bich what the fork.
Dylan: Second of all ..
Dylan: BICH WHAT THE ACTUAL, DEEP PITS OF HELL THE LAO SHI WAWA LIVES.
Dylan: ...
Dylan: Seriously tho... Does James even know how much everything he broke costed?!?
Dylan: He broke like, five of my ancient artefacts, one of them being an iPhone Five, like the one the author is using to type this right now
Dylan: BECAUSE WHO THE FORK USES AN IPHONE FIVE ANYMORE
Dylan: So whose ancient phone am I supposed to steal?!? I-i mean, but off?!?
Dylan: And do you know how big my collection of cute dolls are?
Dylan: Do you?!
Dylan: I mean, most of the world probably does, most of them following my Instant-gram, (shameless plug coming) which is @CuteAndFluffyAnimalss for those caveman ho people that don't follow me yet. So follow that for more pictures of cute and fluffy animals! :D
Dylan: But James doesn't follow me
Dylan: So that means HE'LL HAVE A HELLA MASSIVE LAWSUIT FROM ME ONCE HE COMES BACK
Dylan: LET'S SEE IF HE'LL COMPLAIN OF HIS BIRTHDAY MONEY ONCE HE CAN'T AFFORD BIRTHDAYS NO MORE
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Keira: Okay what the fudge is that
Keira: How the heck did he suddenly get super strength powers
Keira: How was he able to run so fast
Keira: Why am I chained to this desk
Keira: AND WHY THE HECK ARE WE IN AN INTERROGATION ROOM LIKE THE HECK
Dylan: Hon take a chill pill
Keira: I already took it this morning ;-;
Lindsay: Y'all are acting like y'all old and honestly stahp.
Lindsay: But seriously though, why are we stuck in an interrogation room?!? We were innocent!!
>The camera zooms our to reveal all of Keira and her friends chained to the table.<
Keira: >shouting< HEY!!! Let us out of here!!!
Dylan: Honey you need to do it louder
Dylan: >full on screeching< PEOPLE!! LET US OUT OR I SWEAR I WILL SUE ALL OF Y'ALL ASSES OFFF
>Finally, a police nigga comes in.<
Dylan: >turns head towards Keira< See? You just need to be louder and dramatic as well as threaten to sue their asses! :D
Keira: I get it now. This is the stuff
they don't teach you at school... >scribbles in notebook<
Police Bro: Ladies-
Dylan: And extremely fabulous gentlemen, thank you very much
Police Bro: >sighing because he has to deal with this crap every day< Ladies and extremely fabulous gentlemen, please let me voice the reason for your stay in the police station
Keira: Ffs hurry up already
Police Bro: You are all under arrest for the provocation of James Enderman
Keira: WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-
Why is the police so stupid? But what did Keira and her friends do? Find out in the next episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians!
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