Welcome back to the first KUTWK episode of the year! lolsorryIhadn'tbeeupdatingtestsandshiethaha
Previously on Keeping Up with the Kardashians...
Earlene: >stops short< Dylan, we have a problem..
Dylan: What?
Earlene: YOU DIDN'T FREAKING TELL ME ABOUT THE MOLE-BOTS.
Dylan: Oh... haha.. yes that's a problem....
Earlene: what da fack is dat shiet...
Dylan: Somehow he got smart enough to build an army of artificial intelligence... He even got them to wilfully obey his every word..
Earlene: Wait... are you saying that Computer skills actually became useful??? Especially with Kenneth?
Dylan: A...pparently..
Earlene: Even with all my top-1 brain, I can't remember anything that would help us...
Kenneth: HAHAHA I HAVE EXPLOITED THE WEAKNESS OF SEC 2 GRAND!! COMPUTER SKILLS!!!
Kenneth: I would have used bahasa but even to me their idioms look like another language..
Dylan: There must be something we could use-
Just then, there was a boom and a crash-!
??? 2.0: It is I, Mari- Mr. Gopi!
Dylan: wot.
Mr Kopi: I have heard the word 'mole' in this world! At first I couldn't believe it, why would anyone mention the most exotic word for the ratio and definitely not a S.I. Unit for gas? But then.. the universe keeps shocking me more and more!
Mr Kopi: So I thought to myself... someone needs to be taught the glorious math formula that definitely didn't need to stay in math, the holy equation for finding the volume of methane in twenty four decimetre cube!
Kenneth: ... everyone bully me..
Mr Kopi: Nonsense Kenneth! We need to rehash the torturous weeks of dividing the mass of a compound by the molar mass of the compound expressed in grams!
Mr Kopi: And let's not forget multiplying the volume by the density to get the mass. As well as dividing the mass by the molar mass to get the number of moles!!!
Kenneth: No.. the flashbacks.. they're getting too strong..!
Mr Kopi: Alright Kenneth, what s the volume of five moles of carbon monoxide?
Kenneth: WHAT THE HECK IS CARBON MONOXIDE!!
Mr Kopi: If you don't remember, that's your own fault.. You should have memorised the entire Periodic Table!
Mr Kopi: Now onto the the other questions...
Dylan: Earlene... I think this is our chance to escape..
Earlene: Yeah.. before the flashbacks of long, long periods of chemistry get any worse..
Can Mr. Kopi stave off Kenneth altogether?? Or will he only make it worse and send him to the talking circle? Find out, in the next episode of KUTWK, season five, episode twelve!
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