KUTWK SEASON FOUR EPISODE SEVEN
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Nathan: Jon, take over my restaurant. I admit you are a better chef than me. See you guys soon.
Nathan: And also, if you put my restaurant into bankruptcy, I will sue your ass
Jonathan: I knew it...
>The lights turn off except one that was directly above him.<
Jonathan: All my life I was ostracised for my so-called terrible skills ever since the failed attempt at making chicken nuggets at school...
Jonathan: Even though it was Owen who decided to just throw away the rotten yolk instead of the whole batch he accidentally poured it in...
Jonathan: And that my class didn't get as much money as the other classes who made admittedly amazing food..
Jonathan: But now...
Jonathan: My skills as a chef had been realised and appreciated...
Jonathan: AND NOW ITS MY TIME TO SHINE
>Jonathan runs away, cackling madly.<
Dylan: I should... probably go and make sure he's okay... >tries to sneak out<
FBI Agent-Bro: Biatch please you're coming with me
Dylan: Excuse mE but did you jUsT assUME mY gENDER
Dylan: Mister pleaaaaassseeeeeee I will sue your fine ass-
>Dylan continues to scream his speech.<
Dylan: PUT ME IN ARREST, SERVE ME UNDERCOOKED PASTA, GIVE ME SOME OF THE FAILED NUGGETS BACK AT SCHOOL, BUT NEVER ASSUME MY GENDER
FBI Bro: Okay then, I'll just put you in your house arrest now sir....
Dylan: OH HELL NO
FBI Bro: And whatcha gonna do about it?!?
Dylan: I'VE ALREADY BEEN IN JAIL ONCE NO MORE BAD FOOD FOR ME EEE
FBI Bro: Okay that's enough now sir >drags Dylan to police car<
Dylan: nOOOOO DON'T LET GO OF ME KEIRA
Keira: DON'T WORRY I WON'T ARGGH
>They separate anyways.<
Keira: oH MY GOSH WE HAVE TO GET THEM OUT
Keira: I know what to do...
Lindsay: What?
Keira: CALL RAPHAEL AGAIN
>Somewhere Raphael hears the blatant call for help.<
Raphael: >Vietnam war flashbacks<
Raphael. >spills his tea like a proper shook person<
Raphael: Sh*t
Who the hell is Unknown? When will the FBI let go of Keira's friends? Will Raphael help them, or will he choose the option of staying at home, something he is clearly aware of? Find out in the next episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians!
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