KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS EP 2 SESSION 2
Caitlyn finally gets hungry. She goes to the kitchen and decided to make goat food.
Never mind, she's making a salad.
False call people, shes not turning into a goat.
Caitlyn holds the knife...
Like Rey from Star Wars holding a lightsaber.
Star Wars: The Vegetarian Awakens.
Keira walks in.
Keira: What the-?! >Goes down on her knees.>
Keira: Stop! Please Caitlyn! It's not worth it to throw your life like that!
Caitlyn: Whut....0_o
Keira: I know Idk was stupid, but that chapter is over! You can start over! You don't have to throw your life away for this!
Caitlyn: Sis, I'm not trying to kill myself...
Keira: Then what are you doing?
Caitlyn: >holds up an apple<
Keira: So you're not trying to kill yourself?
Caitlyn: I was trying to make goat foo- I mean salad!
Keira: Yuck! Let's just order pizza, ya doofus!
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Keeping Up With the Kardashians
HumorA TV show for adults, written by a kid for a couple kids, and posted in Wattpad for teenagers over seventeen. What could go wrong? I have the answer. Everything.