Last time on the Keeping Up with the Kardashians..
Jonathan: Wtf how do you hide all of these weapons?!?
Raphael: You... really dont want to know...
Jonathan: Yes I do...
Jonathan: I'm your best friend, right?
Raphael: Right...
Jonathan: And best friends tell each other everything right?!?
Raphael: >getting suspicious< riiiiiggghhhtt...
Jonathan: >begging on the ground< pls tell me best friend!
Jonathan: Tell me everythinggg!! Your life, and your se-
Raphael: CRAP DON'T FINISH THAT
Raphael: Fine I'll tell you
Jonathan: >eagerly<
Okay what is it?
Raphael: It's..
>dramatic music playing<
Raphael: It'sssss...
>dramatic music increases!!<
Everyone: >leans in<
Raphael: Magic :D
Chika: >completely unamused< Ok so what should we do?
Mr Kim: You can rot in here forever while I take over USA!
Mr. Kim: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH—ackkkkkkk
>Mr. Kim's evil laugh turns into a hacking cough<
Mr. Kim: Cue First Chapter: Divergent and Convergent Plates!
>The presentation starts, and the class feels their bored levels increasing...<
>And in turn their death looms nearer...<
Class: HELP!
Raphael: >whispers< Look away guys I'm going to do something
>nobody listens<
Raphael: >Shouts< LOOK AWAY
>everyone finally listens<
>A second later Raphael holds a dagger that seemingly care out of nowhere<
>wink wink<
Mr Kim: What the fu-
Raphael:>Cuts the leather straps with inhuman strength<
>What kind of drugs did he take..<
Raphael: >Batman voice< WHERE IS SHE- I MEAN, WHERE IS THE KEY!?
Mr. Kim: What key?!?
Raphael: >whispers< Old people...
Raphael: The key to open the door!
Mr. Kim: Ooohhh
Mr Kim: The door was never locked... That's why I did not let anyone go use the loo!
Jonathan: I succeed in every subject and yet fail to identify that the door was unlocked...
Jonathan: What have I become..
>cue sad music!<
Raphael: At least you think of solutions rather than talk about Marginal Fees.
Looks at Nevan, the midget
Class:LET'S GET OUT
Nevan: RUNNN
Will the entire class completely escape Mr. Kim?! And what will happen to Mr. Kim's yellow form gun?!? Find out in the next Keeping Up with the Kardashians!
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Keeping Up With the Kardashians
HumorA TV show for adults, written by a kid for a couple kids, and posted in Wattpad for teenagers over seventeen. What could go wrong? I have the answer. Everything.
