Last time on Keeping Up with the Kardashians..
Raphael: Google Translate is the least accurate app in the world and you know it!
Tim: It's surprisingly accurate
>Don't worry, this story was not sponsored by Google Translate.<
Raphael: JUST GET A DIVORCE WITH HER! IS THAT REALLY SO HARD?!?
Tim: I CAN'T, IT'S NOT SIMPLE! I NEED A GOOD LAWYER AND I HAVE NO MONEY SHE SOENT IT ALL ON POISON CANDIES HALP
Raphael: I know a person...
Tim: Okay where do I sign?
Raphael: -_-
>Tim signs divorce papers and so does Lao Shi Wawa.<
Tim: TIM IS NOW A FREE CREED TRAITOR!
Raphael: And you know too much now goodbye lol
Raphael pulls a lever and sends both Tim and Lao Shi Wawa to Lao Shi Wawa's home, aka Hell.
Dylan: 0_o That was dark af...
Raphael: Anyway time to get all of you out of the country but first...
>Raphael deletes Tim's Iris.<
Raphael: LEZ go
Everyone follows Raphael out of the batcave- I mean his secret base...
Raphael: My private jet will bring you back home.
Jonathan: How 'bout you best friend?
Keira: Yeah I was wondering that too
Dylan: OOOHHHH ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dylan: What else were you thinking? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Keira steps on Dylan's toe
Dylan: >fangirl screech< AHHHHHH!
Raphael: This is my home, I'm staying. But this is not the last time you'll see me.
Jonathan: NOOO PLS DON'T LEAVE ME
Raphael: >death gaze, less powerful than the Darth Vader gaze tho<
Jonathan: Fine, goodbye Raph.
Dylan: Goodbye and thank again.
Earlene: WAIT WE STILL HAVE A PROBLEM! How do we reverse Chika back?
Raphael: Oh. My clone made a cure :D
>Raphael hands Earlene the cure and she gives it to Old Chika.<
Chika: Tastes weird...
Raphael: it takes 2 hours to take effect.
Earlene: So you knew the cure this entire time?
Raphael: >hurriedly waves his hand< Ok time to go, bai you little suckers
>Everyone gets knocked into the jet by a strong wind that Raphael summoned...<
>Haha, the things down for the plot.<
Dylan: WHA--
The jet door closed
In an interview with Dylan:
Dylan: SINCE WHEN DID RAPHAEL HAVE MAGIC WTF
Dylan: DID HE GO TO HOGWARTS WHERE IS
MY HOGWARTS LETTER DAMN IT
Dylan: questions I ask myself every day 😭
Dylan: Anyways, the door did not close lol Raphael has FAKE magic
>The jet door opens.<
Dylan : See?!? He has magi-
>The door closes.<
>Camera zooms in on Dylan's shook face.<
Dylan: Perfect timing👌
The jet flies off to >CENSORED BECAUSE KEIRA KARDASHIAN DEMANDS NO STALKING.< while it's passengers wonder about the powers Raphael just demonstrated.
Jonathan: IT WAS NOT A POWER YOU READERS! IT WAS A COINCIDENCE! THERE IS
NO SUH THING AS MAGIC
Dylan: I STILL WANT MY HOGWARTS LETTER
Leaving behind Lao Shi Wawa's surprisingly anticlimactic demise, Keira and her friends return home.
The end.
Or is it?
Stay tuned, because there is no way a season is going to end with just two episodes.
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