Last time on Keeping Up with the Kardashians...
Raphael: So..
Raphael: My confession is that...
Raphael: I HAVE WAY TOO MANY DOGS HALP
Jennifer: >yells from crowd< WELL SHIET I DO TOO
Jennifer: I mean technically I have one dog but they are LIFE therefore I own every dog I pet
Jonathan: I think.. we may have to quarantine both of them...
Dylan: ...Yeah sure...
Keira: Guyz pls we still have to fix Chika! Or at least bring her back to her normal age.
Dylan: Yeah... See! She's using Facebook, and only old people use Facebook!
Raphael: Okay fine. Load her up onto the table! Earlene, had you found the formula to reverse the effect?
Jonathan: Raph why you no ask me
Jonathan: Pls I am smart ask me
Jonathan: Raph pls don't ignore me
Raphael: >deeply sighs< fine, you can help her
Jonathan: Yay science!
>Just as they start to do research, dogs' barks are heard.<
Raphael: >dramatic gasp< No... it can't be...
Raphael: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?
Dylan: GeT OUt With dat meme!!
Raphael: Itwasn'tevenintentional
Keira: But seriously who did let the dogs out!
>A distant voice calls..<
???: 是 （It is）
???: 我！（me!)
>Upon bearing that voice, the entire class starts to have Vietnam war flashbacks to abusive name-calling, toilet bans, favoritism and many days-long fights that prevented them from actually learning Chinese...<
Nathan: Is that... what I think it is...
Jonathan: It?!? More like she-demon straight from the deepest pits of hell!!
Raphael: >loads the multitude guns he had pulled out from magic< Get ready for the worst guys, if that's who we all think it is...
>The front entrance of Raphael's base opens, revealing...
Lao Shi Wawa?!?<
Nathan: What in Hell is this female embodiment of Lucifer himself doing here?!?
Jonathan: Raphael! You said this base was unbreak-inable!
Raphael: >protesting< It is! Only the few people I had selected had their irises registered in the-
>Raphael's face pales so much he looks like a ghost..<
Raphael: >horrified< Tim!
Jonathan: What the heck do you mean, Tim?!?
Raphael: I had Tim's iris scanned when I bought the place because we were in the Creed... and when he betrayed me...
Raphael: I didn't have time to alter it...
Dylan: What the heck don't tell me you were actually procrastinating deleting your now-traitor's irises from your security!!
Raphael: No I wasn't!!! I was still drowning in sadness and despair ever since Tim's left that I never had time to do that...
Raphael: Jk I was actually procrastinating. Can't deny that.
Dylan: SO ITS YOUR FAULT THE ENTIRE EX-CLASS IS PANICKING OVER LAO SHI WAWA
Dylan: AND THAT HALF OF THEM IS ALREADY PLANNING WORLD WAR FOUR LOOK
>In a corner...<
Nathan: I could use my culinary connections in the east to organize an attack on her...
Kenneth: I have thousands of ping pong students working for me, maybe that will give us a leverage against her...
Kendrew: A missile maybe? I can afford that... or is an entire sea of lava dumped onto her while priests chant her demise too overboard?
Dylan: SEE?!
Raphael: Okay wench we may have a riot
Raphael: But there's still Lao Shi Wawa here what the heck do you want me to do?!?
Lao Shi Wawa: 你们现在都在我的控制! (You are all under my control
now!) Muahahahhahahaha!!!!
Raphael: Frick! I have a sniper, maybe I can snipe at her from this distance...
Jonathan: Raph wait! Remember what Tim said?
Raphael: >facepalms< Oh geez, don't tell me... he's actually her husband?!? We all thought he was lying!
Tim. T: >swaggering inside< Surprise motherfudgers
Jonathan: Damn it!
Will the class survive Tim. T's apparent wife's wrath?!? What is she doing there?!?Will there really be a World War Three?!? When will the dog addiction stop?!? Find out in the fourth season of Keeping Up of the Kardashians! Stay tuned!
P.S: Longest chapter yet to compensate four days of absence <3
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Keeping Up With the Kardashians
HumorA TV show for adults, written by a kid for a couple kids, and posted in Wattpad for teenagers over seventeen. What could go wrong? I have the answer. Everything.
